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Ray Wert is obsessed with the cult of cars and likes vanilla ice cream. Also, ponies. PONIES people!

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    10/28/09

    In reply to FakeRayWert Twitter Account Is Adorable!
    I'm not sure how funny FakeRayWert is, but if he or she can keep up the frequent fervent postings for at least a year, FakeRay will be 100% awesome to me. That way I'll know that FakeRay is truly consumed by a hatred of Real Ray, and is dedicated to airing that hatred in one of the most pointless ways possible. That gets respect in my book. #twitter
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    Nitro yellow green on the 1995 Neon's was a really cool colour at the time!
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    10/23/09


    @boostedvan000: Some would disagree. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    Congrats on the NYT byline, Ray.

    The copy on the NYT site omitted the long O designation in Krom leading me to wonder whether Conan had started designing for Nissan. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?

    fiat came out with some rather ugly hues back in the malaise era, but this one is especially unendearing. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    @monsterajr: Back in the day, my Dad had a 131 as a service loaner in that color. I like it. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    @monsterajr: Really? I love that color on that car. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I think new and relative to the time it was probably nice, but when you've seen the color faded and out of malaise context... guesss its all in the eye of the beholder. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    Audi should jump on this porn name thing too. I'm pretty sure that Long Dong Silver would sell well in their core segments. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    I see some burnt oranges which are OEM here in Texas which make my eyes hurt.

    No pics, though.

    Ray, you are The Man for using a law case to easily slide that reference into a NYT article.

    \Barry White

    Baby...oh baby...c'mon ovah heah...let me help you slide that right on in...

    /Barry White #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    Yeah, Ray, but you forgot to mention the wild MoPar paint cost about $15 extra as an option. People could understand extra for midnight blue with flecks or pearlized white but a lot of people at the time thought they were tractor or heavy equipment colors and therefore cheap! #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?

    Classic colors? Panther Pink.

    Modern colors? Aside from TVR's winning chameleon colors, especially purple-green, I think the Elise yellow-green is particularly searing #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?

    Well, I can't think about anything else than the VW Polo Harelquin. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    How about the 1969 and 1970 AMC's with the "Big Bad Mod" colors? They were: Big Bad Green, Big Bad Blue and Big Bad Orange. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    Plum Crazy is fine for Mopars but Statutory Grape on a windowless Econoline is more fitting. #raywert
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    10/22/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    I am Curious (Yellow) is porn now? It's a Criterion DVD. #raywert
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    10/23/09

    @xenti: I was thinking the same thing, I was expecting to see someone had the option of green doors. #raywert
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    10/22/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    My parents had a neighbor with a '69 Roadrunner convertible. It was black on Sub Lime Green. What a fabulous car that was -- approximately the same size as an aircraft carrier, it was likely visible from space.

    ...and it had a 440 and a six pack. I helped time it! #raywert
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    10/22/09

    In reply to What Car Color's The Craziest?
    Great, but can you get GM to make the Camaro in Hugger Orange instead of that god awful terracotta they're using right now?

    You know... Hugger... #raywert
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    10/23/09

    @pj134: Hahahahaha. Win. #raywert
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    10/20/09

    Constantly loses things, causing him not to sleep.

    #raywert
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