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    Image of Airbag Airbag
    11/26/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters

    They can be beautiful too, thank Zaha Hadid for this work of art.
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    Image of Flathead  Smith Flathead Smith
    11/26/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    Wal-Mart parking lots are nice because you walk in the store, buy your oil, oil filter and then change your vehicles oil right there in the parking lot. If you’re really savvy you can park over a drainage grate so the mess isn’t quite so big. This also works for antifreeze change outs, rear-end lube jobs and transmission oil changes, but if it’s an automatic you’ll need to buy a transmission filter somewhere else, because Wal-Mart doesn’t sale those,....yet.
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    Image of Electro Gyrocator Electro Gyrocator
    11/26/09

    @Flathead Smith: Don't forget, you can do smokey burnouts past the RVs in the parking lot and wake up the old people camping out.
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    I got a thing for parking garages. Excellent pieces of architecture, and if you have a skateboard (with big enough wheels), lots of fun.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    I don't think Joni Mitchell would agree, but I do. I also don't think that chick with the bangs is Rob Halford's type ;)
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    I've always wondered why more parking lots aren't grass, or otherwise have some kind of runoff-mitigating texture to them. Just something you think about when you're living in the Chesapeake Bay Watershed, and the Bay is mostly dead.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/26/09

    @bmoreDLJ: It exists and is becoming more common in the US. At one end is permeable pavements that look like regular asphalt but allow water to percolate into the soil. At the other end are turf parking lots and stabilized soils, so it looks like a lawn and has ninety percent open area for permeability. Often the access lanes will be paved or compacted gravel to withstand the extra wear and tear.

    More typically, there are parking lots with planted areas spaced frequently and graded so that water runs into those plantings, or is collected in a subsurface drainage system and permitted to percolate into the groundwater, via either a perforated underground cistern or through retention/detention basins that can look like ponds.

    The pollution from roads, parking lots and lawns is called non-point source pollution, describing how diffuse it is. It is a serious problem for lots of waterways. It is fairly common for parking lot drainage systems to include oil/sand separators in their drainage boxes, to limit what pollutants travel further towards the water.

    The Chesapeake Bay's water quality problems are now much more influenced by lawn and field runoff carrying fertilizers, weedkiller, pesticides, and pet poop. Dialing back on all that, and making minor landscape changes so stormwater can percolate into the soil before reaching the Bay will lead to immense improvements in the Bay's health.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters

    I like this writeup and agree. As an urban dweller, I fully appreciate the (free) parking lot, and as an ex-suburbanite, parking lots were the only places (besides car washes) that we teens were allowed to hang out. ("Bowl another game or GTFO!") When I'm back in Michigan, I'm often tempted to drive places just because they have a parking lot, and I can park back in the driveway when I get home. Appreciate the small stuff.

    My only addition to this piece would be to mention Ed Ruscha's 1967 photobook Thirtyfour Parking Lots. It contains pics of, yup, 34 parking lots, and tries to emphasize the beauty of these most banal of settings, much like Sam "PL" Smith has done in this writeup. Pic attached.

    I'm glad I actually read through the comments before posting too, because I was going to cry out for the inclusion of Heavy Metal Parking Lot. (I lack the plug-ins at work to see what the vids are of, and lack the permissions to install them. Life is struggle.)
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    Image of Hopman Hopman
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    Pave paradise and put up a parkling lot.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/25/09

    @Hopman: Step 1: Accomplished.
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    Image of Germanautoaddiction Germanautoaddiction
    11/25/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Step 3: Profit?
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/25/09


    @Hopman:
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    Image of Cue the Coupé Coup Cue the Coupé Coup
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    "Given enough time, the parking lot as we know it will disappear... And we will be worse off for it."

    You're crazy. There's a Costco parking lot across the street from where I work. The thing is literally the size of about 6 football fields, but even at its busiest it's only half full.

    If every unnecessary parking lot was instead a park, that would be a wonderful thing. Too many nice forests have been bulldozed for these "great unintentional achievements."
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    11/26/09

    @Cue the Coupé Coup: When I drive through the countryside, looking at all the trees and the forests and all the happy animals and flowers and whatnot, one thought always runs through my head:

    Why isn't there a diner here?
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    Image of ccc40821 ccc40821
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    On the other hand, listen to 'My City Was Gone' (Pretenders, 1983).
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters

    Ghost Parking Lot, Hampden CT. Add artists and stir, and pave.
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    Image of staircar staircar
    11/25/09

    @ccc40821: Ghost Parking Lot was next door to my high school. Sadly, the ghost cars were torn up a few years back. The installation was never well-maintained and was in pretty rough shape towards the end.

    Hamden Plaza also had this sweet mural right next to the ghost cars:

    [www.richardhaas.com]
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    Augh! The Heavy Metal Parking Lot is hitting too close for comfort for my memories - stoned, skinny, shirtless, jeans, long blond hair, standing in a parking lot holding a beer trying to impress the chicks, and saying "Alice Cooper rocks, dude!". Is there a statute of limitations for this sort of behavior, or does it go on my Permanent Record? Thank god no-one had a video camera, or I'd end up on someone's "Cheeze Metal of the '70s" DVD compilation. I'd have to apply for the Clueless Rockers Protection Program, change my name, and move to another state.
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    Image of FantozziUgo FantozziUgo
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters

    How true! Parking lots are very important in everyone’s life, like are the home and the car itself… last week in Milan a guy killed a neighbour, who was used to steal his parking lot. Probably, he could have tolerated that guy stealing his wife, but his reserved, personal parking lot in the condo’s inner courtyard no, by God! As to my personal experience, the best fringe benefit I ever got from my Company, is my internal parking lot n. 8. Yes, outside our fence always existed a huge parking for all the simple workers and employees, while inside the fence the parking was only allowed to top managers and directors. Since I always had a flexible timetable, many late mornings it happened to me to have to waste time, searching for a free parking place… so, one day I decided to cross the Rubicon of our main gate, and parked between the leadership... Incredibly, no one kicked me out… may be because they knew I was working like a manager, even if I was being paid like a low employee. Later, the staff increased and management had to allow at least the elder employees, to park inside the fence as well. Then they came to me: "Roberto, you are already parking inside, so you can just keep your parking lot n. 8". And it’s been 20 years since then. Should I arrive late at work it’s always free, because everyone knows that, if I had to find my place occupied, I’d not have peace until I find the illegal occupier... Hell, a personal parking lot is something precious, to be cared for!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/25/09

    @FantozziUgo: 7 scares me...
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    11/25/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Don't even.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    Sam's own brand of mash up... how the hell he makes all this come together I will never know. But I do know it's pretty damn awesome.

    I am so thankful for Jalopnik this year.
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    Image of sirbasilfawlty sirbasilfawlty
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    As I sat here at my desk reading this, I contemplated the parking lot outside the building, where my car idly waits for my return. It's a dirt lot, packed down, with oddly shaped ruts here and there. There are random growths of weeds and grass in spots where they can get hold and take root, only to be forced down flat by the incessant passing of tires. Rocks of various sizes have poked their way up through and are littered about. The borders lined by tall overgrowth of dull weeds. It's a dismal place; lifeless, uninviting, and a bit depressing.
    But it wasn't always like this. There were glory days. Days of smooth asphalt and trimmed hedges. Afternoons of warm sunshine basking across it's blackness giving way to the cool washing of an evening rain. Memories of people gathering, talking, fooling around frolicking in it's openness. Even the vehicles that cruised in and out of it were of a different stature; cleaner, straighter, and more interesting. It was a happier time then.
    Time took it's toll. The cracks grew, the depressions turned to holes. Grass crept up through the ever widening fissures. Edges crumbled, and shrubbery died. A little love is all it would have taken to maintain it's life. A little love and respect. Instead, it was a Case front end loader and a couple of dump trucks.
    When I finished reading this article, I got up from my desk and walked outside. I stood in the middle of the lot and pondered. Around me, the cold lifeless dirt, hard unfeeling rocks, and a few inanimate hulks of rusting steel sat parked waiting till the end of the day when their pilots would return to them and they would belch their acrid fumes. Silence. A breeze blew a crumpled discarded fast food wrapper
    a few inches away. Silence.
    I fell to my knees and pounded the lifless dirt.
    "You maniacs!" I cried out.
    "DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/25/09

    @sirbasilfawlty: Anything this long, this well considered, this interesting, this entertaining must not linger long amongst the proletariat.

    BTW, I was picturing a Don Draper, holding a glass of scotch, looking with the tiniest but most confident of smiles, then bursting into activity, calling Peggy to dictate his latest great idea.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/25/09

    @sirbasilfawlty: LOL Nice.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    11/25/09

    In reply to Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
    Excellent post Sam. Odd, and very esoteric, but well done.
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