This Busty Naked Woman Has Been Following Me Around The Internet

Bertha has been following me around from website to website, flanked by used Mercedes sedans, for a few days. It's sort of embarrassing to have a woman with giant breasts on your laptop when you're in public, but because of a quirk in my job and how displays ads, I can't seem to escape her. » 7/11/14 12:00pm 7/11/14 12:00pm

Here Are The Best Comments And Messages I've Gotten So Far

As some of you are no doubt aware, I am currently on vacation. This means I've interrupted my usual schedule of a) waking up late, and b) sitting around the house no pants on, just so I could spend thousands of dollars to fly half-way around the world, where I am a) waking up late, and b) sitting around the house… » 7/08/14 2:45pm 7/08/14 2:45pm

Dumping On Another Enthusiast's Motorsport Is Bad Karma

"You comin' this weekend?" asked another member of the Spokes autocross group at our Friday group lunch. "You haven't been to an actual autocross in a while. You've been busy with road racing or LeMons or something." Oh my gosh, I thought—I hope he doesn't think I've turned into one of those guys. » 7/05/14 12:00pm 7/05/14 12:00pm

Pierre Sprey's Anti-F-35 Diatribe Is Half Brilliant And Half Bullshit

A video is making its way around the net right now that featuring an interview with F-16 co-designer and king of the 1970's era "Fighter Mafia," Pierre Sprey. In it he slams the F-35 in almost every way possible. Sadly, about half of what he says is totally relevant, the other half is totally bullshit. » 6/20/14 1:35pm 6/20/14 1:35pm

Anti-Tesla Car Dealers Made A Bullshit Animation To Scareducate You

The National Automobile Dealers Association is feeling threatened, thanks mostly to the work Tesla has done to set up company-owned stores to sell their cars. That's bad news for independent car dealers, who are now feeling like a cornered animal. Like cornered animals, they're attacking with the tools nature gave… » 6/19/14 3:30pm 6/19/14 3:30pm

Why The Dodge Charger Cop Car Is So Great For Speeders

I think it's safe to say that we all owe our police officers a huge debt of gratitude. They keep our children safe. They keep our streets secure. They deal with coked-out acid trippers who believe that electronic garage door openers are magic. And now, there's another reason to appreciate our fearless police… » 6/12/14 3:24pm 6/12/14 3:24pm

Sorry, Automakers: You’ll Never Beat the Porsche 911

From Doug DeMuro: So I'm walking around cars and coffee the other day, minding my own business, taking in all the sights, checking out a row of Nissan 370Zs that look identical to one another except for the color and placement of their Stance Nation window decals, and that's when I see it: the Jaguar F-Type Coupe. » 6/03/14 4:08pm 6/03/14 4:08pm

Cool It With The 2015 Ford F-150 Awards 'Til Someone Actually Drives It

The New England Motor Press Association just bestowed the "Yankee Cup" award on the 2015 Ford F-150, reckoning it's "tougher, smarter and more capable," based on information that could only have come from Ford & Friends. Which only begs the question; what's the point of that? » 5/30/14 3:39pm 5/30/14 3:39pm

This Was A Banner Week For Lazy Viral Photos About Detroit

If someone had told me years ago while I was in J-School that in order to sustain a career in telling stories about my hometown, I'd have to copy and paste before-and-after photos of a few buildings, I'd have called you crazy. Oh, what a mistake I would have made back then. » 5/30/14 12:02pm 5/30/14 12:02pm

Google Car Is A Toy, But Self-Driving Trucks Could Change The World

Semi-truck driving seems like exactly the kind of repetitive, yet awareness-intensive activity that robots were born to bear the burden of. Why bother with a self-driving PowerWheels koala bear when 'bots could be taking the efficiency of ground transport to a whole new level? » 5/28/14 4:06pm 5/28/14 4:06pm

A Guide To Plano, Texas For Toyota Employees Being Forced To Move Here

Are you unwilling to live in a house without a granite counter top? Are your credit cards maxed out? Do you call your children's teachers when your straight-A darling makes a 96 on a project? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, welcome to your new, suburban utopia Toyota employees. » 5/20/14 2:36pm 5/20/14 2:36pm

How To Stay Calm When Some Selfish Asshole Wrecks Your Car And Splits

On Friday night I parked the 2014 Dodge Durango we're evaluating legally on a well-lit Brooklyn street. On Saturday I came back to two ravaged starboard doors and a scratch running the length of the side. No note, no way to ID the perpetrator. Nothing to say but "Well, S###." » 5/19/14 10:35am 5/19/14 10:35am