You've had the dream, we've all had the dream: a perfect car museum filled with classics is empty for the night and you have the keys inside. That's what these two kids got to do at the Porsche Museum in Stuttgart.
From the screen capture, you'd think this is a standard "Hoons misjudge sand dune jump and stuff truck on the other side" deal. Well, you'd be partially right. The actual moronitude of this short but solid gold clip is far funnier than that. Congratulations sirs, you have secured todays Hoon of the Day, though your…

As we embark on a series of automobile maintenance basics and repair tips here on Jalopnik, we're thankful every day for the miracle of space-age polymers. Back when technology held endless promise for an easier and more efficient future, plastic was the answer. When it comes time for regularly scheduled wrenching…