Most Nürburgring lap records are meaningless bits of controversy revealing little about the real-world performance of the tested vehicle. Most. How quickly one can transport a cow tied down to the back of a Viper-powered SRT-10 Ram is extremely important.

The devastating tornado that killed seven in Ohio this weekend also mangled this Dodge Viper and what appears to be an SRT10 Dodge Ram. The exposed red valve covers are hard to look at. (Hat tip to John M. Winters)

It's truly unfortunate we got this video of an idiot doing a burnout in a Dodge Ram SRT10 one week too late for Crash Week — especially given the burnout's hoongasmic conclusion. Watch those brakes, kid! (Hat tip to Jay!)

What is this now? A blacked out new 2009 Dodge Ram with a manufacturers plate lurking around a Waterford Race Track in Michigan? Why it certainly is. Why would a truck already unveiled be all blacked out and at a race track? Perhaps it's the hi-po model. Oh how delightfully gossiptastic. We have very literally zero…