Who The Hell Robs An Ice Cream Truck With A Rifle?Kristen Lee8/18/16 3:50pm1105EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkIt’s hot outside. How do you feel better about it? You buy yourself an ice cream from the ice cream truck! Or—even better—have someone else buy you an ice cream. Under no circumstance should you ever rob an ice cream truck, because that’s pretty much on a par with punching a puppy in the face.