Raffaele de Rosa: Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*!

engineerd: Have you asked anybody yet?

Raffaele de Rosa: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills.

engineerd: What do you mean?

Raffaele de Rosa: You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

engineerd: Aren't you pretty good at riding a bike, like racing and tricks and stuff?

Raffaele de Rosa: Yes... probably the best that I know of.

engineerd: Just do some fantastic move on a bike like fall off and get back on without stopping in the middle of a race... then go to the girl you like and whip out your brass ones like a gift or something.

Raffaele de Rosa: That's a pretty good idea.

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