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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Another reason why Kit Car Cobras scare the shit out of people...
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    Image of jodark jodark
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    I love how clearly they photoshopped it to try to give her some side-boob. That arm-pit shadow is clearly over-emphasized.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment jodark was starred jodark was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @jodark: Better side boob, than side hug.
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    Image of Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet:
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy was starred Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Is she deflated?
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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Short legs and long torso, not the proper dimensions for a woman, unless she drives on the right.
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    Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of jodark jodark
    11/30/09

    @Steve_in_NC: Being 4'11" and bow-legged doesn't help either.
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    Steve_in_NC promoted this comment jodark was starred jodark was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/30/09

    @jodark: I suspect Popeye might approve
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    Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    11/30/09

    @jodark: This photo manages to conceal the linebacker sized neck too. most likely a result of wearing a helmet at high-gs.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    If that were my Cobra, her body wouldn't be on it.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of SkyLab SkyLab
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: If it were MY Cobra, she could do whatever she damn well pleased with it. She probably has less of a chance of wrecking it than 90% of people who own them.
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment SkyLab was starred SkyLab was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: For some reason that comment made me think of this. I'm not sure why...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @SkyLab: Oh, I'd be comfortable letting her drive it. (More so than maybe Tiger Woods).
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: Because you sometimes have kinky thoughts. ?
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: I'm a guy. Sometimes I have thoughts other than the kinky ones. If I had a woman and a nice car... Oh the wonder.

    And then back to reality - Well, she'd take the car and leave me for a flippin' park ranger. Dammit.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: Only certain people get to do that on my car.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I don't have any car that's too good for Ms Patrick. Not that I think she's particularly remarkable. Let's just say my only options are fantasy and straight cash transactions. So far I've limited myself to flights of fancy. Danica meet Corvette hood.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: A park ranger? How did you come up with that?
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: It's been a very very bad year.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Define 'certain'.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: I know. Hang in there.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Only after you define 'people'.
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    Image of SkyLab SkyLab
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: LMAO There's a thought I can support!
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    SkyLab was starred SkyLab was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: 'People' is two or more persons.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Alright, I have to be certain they're people. That's where drinking comes in handy.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/01/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Do they have to be live people? Sounds like you're awful picky...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Smart move all around. She's improving her IRL performance, but in NASCAR she'd be stuck somewhere in the rear third, and fans would lose interest quickly.
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    Image of longdx longdx
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I agree completely. She is a talented driver, places in the top 5 of IRL drivers, is THE face of the series. There are several open wheel drivers that have tried and failed at NASCAR, and several that have taken years to adapt(Montoya, Truex). Say what you will about NASCAR, but it is not an easy transition from other racing series. Plus, I do not think that Danica would be keen starting in a feeder series (although that would be the bes place to start).
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment longdx was starred longdx was unstarred
    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    Dakar should just go on a world tour, already.
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    Turboner was starred Turboner was unstarred
    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/25/09

    @Turboner: Make it a whole series!
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    Turboner was starred Turboner was unstarred
    Image of Tyson Tyson
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    We need to prepare the official Jalopnik racing team. I figure we'll need an old Volvo 240, a good old 'murican v8, and a string of Llamas.
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    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/26/09

    @Tyson: I call shotgun on the lead llama.
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    HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    Just noticed... "Antofagasta" sounds like an Italian term for an organization of anti-gay militants.

    "Today in Rome, the Antofagastas marched on the Capitol..."
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    HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course

    I'd bet my soul you won't find better food than on this rally
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    How does the light shine in the halls of Fiambala?
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    HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    Just get some BTR-80s and MRAPs and run the old course in Africa. Use some Apache's for the aerial footage/cover.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/25/09

    @P161911 probably shoudn't have:

    I like that version.
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    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    Are we doing a Team Jalopnik? Sign me up!
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    weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    That's 2 crossings of the Andes and a run down the entire length of the driest place on earth in the middle of summer.
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    snapoversteer 'bout to get told was starred snapoversteer 'bout to get told was unstarred
    Image of wheatieboy wheatieboy
    11/25/09

    In reply to MAP: Dakar 2010 Official Course
    Dakar is a City in the County of S-E-N-E-G-A-L which, that last time I checked was a country on the continent of A-F-R-I-C-A.

    How on earth do you move a country across an ocean to a whole other continent? Extra big Unimog?
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment wheatieboy was starred wheatieboy was unstarred
    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/25/09

    @wheatieboy: It works on the same priciple as US companies being headquartered in Grand Cayman.
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