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    Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
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    Image of Prolab Prolab
    05/14/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    Ehh... just a studebaker. They should've stole that one instead.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/14/09

    @Prolab: Get out.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    I think they should use the thief's nose to sand/buff and otherwise repair the damage to Grandfather Stude. And if they run out of nose, they can work their way through other appendages.

    And Jalopniks, watching this, think "He didn't steal the Studebaker?! WTF?! Moron!"
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    Image of kingofthering does not think you'll hover your pointer over this to read the whole thing kingofthering does not think you'll hover your pointer over this to read the whole thing
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    I don't know what's worse - that they stole a nicely-tuned (shudders) GT-R, they dented a Studebaker, or the fact that the reporter calls it a "Porsch Boxter" as opposed to Por-sha.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/13/09

    @kingofthering- hunts Totoros and AE86s in Japan.: I can forgive pronouncing it "Porsh". I can't forgive spelling it "Boxster".
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    Image of bzr bzr
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    No remorse at the R34 GTR, but furious at the Studebaker? Jalopnik: Where We Have Our Priorities Straight.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    Maybe I think too much, but this just screams "INSIDE JOB!!!!!" I hope that when they catch the nitwits, they get jail time for stealing the Skyline, and a rumor spread in the jail that they're child molesters for damaging the Stude.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    05/13/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: (cough, Motorex, cough)
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    They were lucky it wasn't a full-on Golden Hawk. Then we'd all have to wait in line to beat his ass.


    As it stands, I think Saguaro Sodomy is the answer.

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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/13/09

    @FstrPssycw: No doubt. I was about to lose my lid if it was a Golden Hawk.


    /grew up 30 miles south of South Bend.

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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    like total idiots, seriously.


    the poor Studebaker, poor BMW, not so much the boxster...


    the Nissan will probably be recovered severely abused by Friday... or completely totaled either way no loss in my opinion.

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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    A what?


    /worst cartoon theme ever

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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    05/14/09

    @tenbeers: That is just exceedingly bizarre. Apparently the creators of Ace and Gary's Ambigously Gay Duo could have saved themselves the work and just aired this:


    -Rainbow (in the night, no less)

    -Elfin clown of undetermined gender

    -The cowboy from the Village People

    -Power lesbian sidekick


    Ah, the eighties, the decade just before Gaydar.

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    "Stealing a famous R34 is a pretty stupid move, as it won't take long for FNF geeks to spot the car..."


    So, you actually think this car is going to stay in one piece that long, huh?

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    Image of How Wankelin' Got His Sig Back How Wankelin' Got His Sig Back
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    "scratched up a... Studebaker Silverhawk" - What state is flogging legal in, again?


    Wankelin'

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/13/09

    @How Wankelin' Got His Sig Back: I believe that would be Georgia. Could be Alabama though.

    They're close enough that you could rive back and forth.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    You could say they liberated the Skyline.


    But scratching a Studebaker? Damn you.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    You almost had me?

    You never had me


    You never had your car.

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    Image of Braff Braff
    05/13/09

    @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth:


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    Image of Braff Braff
    05/13/09

    @BrAff: please tell me that went through correct
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/13/09

    @BrAff: Yes and no.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/14/09

    @BrAff: Face OFF
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    Silver Hawk.


    I won't be surprised to read Nissan's claims that the car was actually gone in 57.42 seconds.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/13/09

    @Alfisted - trying to get elon musk out of my couch: Hahaha....
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Alfisted - trying to get elon musk out of my couch: Hah! I knew I backed a winner when I hearted you!
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/13/09

    @Alfisted - trying to get elon musk out of my couch: That shit will void your warranty. . .
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/13/09

    In reply to Car Thief Swipes Fast And Furious R34 Nissan GT-R
    Owned by Steve McQueen= +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    Owned by Paul Walker= -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    Still, damaging a Studebaker is a serious crime. The sentence is multiple curb stompings.
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