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YankBoffin
10/13/09

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Of all the silly themed weddings I've seen, this is the one I'd most like to have attended. Seriously, football fans get married at stadiums, animal nuts get married at zoos in the stinking elephant house (there was just one in my town this past weekend), and idiots go get married in Disney World. My least favorite weddings are the cookie-cutter type that have no personal touches and could be ANYONE's wedding. A Nissan Skyline wedding that totally reflects an automotive passion that may very well have been what brought these two together? Awesome.
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Wunno Sev
10/13/09

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I'm imagining a very inopportune time for the feds to drop by and retrieve one more illegal Skyline.
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LuciferV8
10/13/09

@Wunno Sev: Yes doing what they can to protect us from the ungodly environmental/national security threat that is the Nissan Skyline...meanwhile Union Carbide hasn't paid a dime for the Bhopal accident, and folks behind the subprime debacle live in luxury. Priorities, prorities!
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Alfisted
10/12/09

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Skyline is the perfect automotive choice for a wedding night. It even has launch control.
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superveloce
10/12/09

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I notice that the cars are lined up Le-Mans style for a quick exit so they can high-tail it as soon as the Feds show up to seize the Skylines.
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citroën67
10/12/09

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It may be somewhat tacky, but I would bet my life that the people involved had a friggin blast doing this! I mean c'mon...how many times have we all been groomsmen at some dopey boring wedding and had to walk down the isle with some piece of fun-lovin, swamp molly, antidote for Viagra snow cow and thought, "man, I wish there was at least some bad-ass tuner-mobiles to stare at?"

Quit hatin' so much...it's not very Jalopnik.
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paulmer hates electric cars
10/12/09

@citroën67: no shit.

I wish I was a "star commentator" (or whatever that bullshit is) so I could "promote" this comment
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citroën67
10/12/09

@paulmer hates electric cars: Well, I appreciate the thought. You get a heart-click for that.

I guess if I had been doing my job right, I would have a star by now...
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coupeZ600
10/13/09

@citroën67: You guy's will get them soon enough, I'd bet, but here's a link that helped me out a lot.
[jalopnik.com]

The part about cussing was the hardest for me because I'm a Truck-Driver and can curse pretty much non-stop all day, but getting around that when commenting also helped a bunch in real-life, too. "Heck" carries a lot of weight on its own, so when you let fly the real torrent of obscenities, people tend to grasp the enormity of the situation with a lot more immediacy and pay more attention than when those words were flung about with abandon.
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lilwillie
10/13/09

@citroën67:

Well put. Maybe all the hate is jealousy since their future wifes want flowers and butterflies and crap.
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citroën67
10/13/09

@coupeZ600: Well put!
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dragon951
10/12/09

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I thought you were not supposed to throw rice in a wedding.
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mgrinshpon
10/12/09

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Man, you guys are being pretty harsh. It's a wedding between two car nuts (at least one of whom went nuts for cars a lot more than for his English classes, according to that angry forum post). Sure, there probably aren't many of you who would do a similar thing, or at least not many of you who would admit to wanting to, but hey, whatever works for them.
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DaddyRocket
10/12/09

@mgrinshpon: If it were anything but an overweight, underpowered, undeservingly popular Datsun, then it could be cute. Unfortunately, they are overweight, underpowered, undeserving Datsuns, soo....
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johnnyichiban
10/13/09

@DaddyRocket:

C'mon, man. The a stock 1989 R32 GT-R would put a stock M3 and Corvette of the same vintage on the trailer. The R34 did 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. If you don't like the car that's one thing, but don't go around casting dispersions.

Crap. I just fed a troll.
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Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
10/13/09

@johnnyichiban: Don't feed the trolls, lest they swell.
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Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
10/12/09

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Well, it certainly wouldn't be my wedding of choice (I would choose nothing, it's much cheaper).
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dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
10/12/09

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I like how the groom shows up on the thread and curses everyone out. Unfortunately nothing is sacred on the internet. Take this wedding for example... [www.biertijd.com]
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superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
10/12/09

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Yeah, evidently the guy didn't finish middle school. Nice punctuation and grammar there, pal.

"Its my fucking wedding whats with you guys, We all enjoyed the shit outta that wedding. We are both car enthusiasts and the Z is my wife's my car is the GTST on the stage it was a bitch to get it off so we faked the drive out for pictures only in the Z.

and fuck you all for thinking this is gay. We both thought boring ass normal weddings were gay so yea we fucking did something that was close to us. We had it at a car museum.

My wife and I worked our asses off to make this fucking wedding happen and fuck you AND your mothers for saying ANYTHING negative about such a special night for someone. YOU may not have wanted that wedding but we damn sure did! I cant believe you guys would put down something like that. PLEASE I DIDN'T POST THESE PICTURES ON THIS FUCKING FORUM SO PLEASE REMOVE THIS SHITTY THREAD!!"
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pres
10/13/09

@superbadd75, with electrolytes!: Where did you find this? I would love to retort.
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Al Navarro
10/12/09

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All I can say is Thumper's Corollary
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Novaload
10/12/09

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It would be neater if the cars got married instead.
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bugattatra
10/12/09

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Aaaaand he's got a goatee...
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lilwillie
10/12/09

@bugattatra:

hey now! I have one also.....is that bad?
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superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
10/12/09

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: Nope. Not at all. Some people actually need them, myself included!
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lilwillie
10/12/09

@superbadd75, with electrolytes!:

Yup, if I shave it off I look 19 again. With it, I look 35...I hate getting the dirty looks when people think I am not old enough for Brefas Sotch.
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Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
10/12/09

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: Does that work for nose hair too?

*logs off*
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pres
10/12/09

In reply to It's A Nice Day For A Skyline Wedding
Seriously? I love cars more than the average car guy but in no way would I go this far.

Fat, oriental Elvis impersonator in Vegas? Yes. Cars IN my wedding? No.
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Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!
10/12/09

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He looks like a fat Serj Tankian.
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HoonThatFerrari
10/12/09

@Psiu! Puxa!:

Life is a waterfall,
We're gonna have a wedding,
Inside an Auto-Mall,

Swimming through the void we hear the word,
We cut the cake, and we eat it aaaa-aaalll!
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superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
10/12/09

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What!? No Tire Rings? And how long before the groom gets jacked for his Skyline by the feds?

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Tinn-Can
10/12/09

@superbadd75, with electrolytes!: I was going to say maybe it is in Australia or Canada... but then I saw the Texas plate and facepalmed...
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that ain't the way to have fun, son
10/12/09

@Tinn-Can:

What's worse is, it's about 20 miles east of me, in Dallas.

/long-duration face-palm
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