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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    I think I see his point, I'm not sure?

    Hey Carlos, here's some slogans for you...

    Hybrids are a wank.
    Batteries are for chickens.
    Hydrogen is the future. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    I've said this before, but in the future "Hybrid" will be a "single digits" punchline, like "turbo" is now for the '80s, "-o-matic" was for the '60s, and "-o-rama" was for the '50s. #carlosghosn
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    I feel this way both about my ex-girlfriend and the DSG transmission. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Figures. I've already had it explained to me - several - times - that a woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. #carlosghosn
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/28/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Carlos is trying to throw his arms around a girl. No, wait. The world. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/28/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I've heard it differently.
    "A woman without a man,
    Is like a fish without a bicycle." #carlosghosn
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/28/09

    @skaycog: Meanwhile, I'm getting along quite well with my bicycle.

    No one ever stops to ask the fish what it thinks. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/28/09


    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I asked the fish.....he said that he was just a fish out of water. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Illini300C Illini300C
    10/29/09

    @skaycog: He was probably just floundering. #carlosghosn
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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    10/29/09

    @Illini300C: cod you guys, these puns are awful. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/29/09

    @FightingChance: On a scale of 1 to 10, I give these puns a 10. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    A mermaid is just a deep-she fish. #carlosghosn
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/28/09

    @skaycog: Heh! #carlosghosn
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Sorry for the plug but - this quote comes from an excerpt of a new book about Israeli tech innovation, all about how Shai Agassi raised $200 million for Better Place. Thanks for posting Ray! You are more reliable than Jaguar. #carlosghosn
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    Image of PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Why couldn't she be the different type of mermaid?! With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom? #carlosghosn
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    10/28/09

    @PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: Ew. You'd actually WANT that? Blech. #carlosghosn
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    10/28/09

    @RachelSklar: Paris Hilton is still on TV all the time, so someone must be interested. #carlosghosn
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —

    Now, biodiesel, on the other hand..
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    Edited by beercheck at 10/28/09 4:59 PM beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/28/09


    @beercheck: I'm partial to nitromethane myself. But I understand. She had been a mermaid afterall. #carlosghosn
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    And sometimes, putting a Brazilian national in charge of a French company with Japanese holdings is just too much of a culture clash to be understood. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Reminds me of one of the few really funny bits on Family Guy, where Lois fantasizes about being stranded on an island with a merman--but the merman has a fish torso and head, with a man's lower half. Hilarity ensues.

    [www.hulu.com] #carlosghosn
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    Image of Rabbi Dave Rabbi Dave
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    And the Prius sold nearly as many units as Altima last month...money talks Carlos. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Motor_Yakuza Motor_Yakuza
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Wow, dude that was deep..... #carlosghosn
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    Image of Futrell Futrell
    10/21/09

    In reply to Steve Rattner —
    "I was stunned by the suggestion that the government, GM's only source of fresh capital, was somehow out of bounds for asking for the resignation of a CEO who had lost $13 billion of taxpayer money in three months and was now asking for more."

    No f'ing shit. #steverattner
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Futrell was starred Futrell was unstarred
    Image of nadnarb nadnarb
    10/21/09

    In reply to Steve Rattner —
    Why all the hate for what this guy had to say. After reading the article it gave me the idea that there were no good options.
    He wasnt a car guy.......so what. Have you seen the crap that those 2 companies produced? If there are many car guys there in management I'd be amazed. So the guy also pointed out that besides having no car guys they also had no businessmen.

    Big surprise there. #steverattner
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/21/09

    In reply to Steve Rattner —
    It's even more accurate when you replace 'Detroit' and 'GM' with 'Washington' and 'Congress'. #steverattner
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    10/21/09

    @AmishJohn: I think they already did that, yeah? #steverattner
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