Why The Queen Of England Doesn't Carry A Passport

The Queen of England, while largely a ceremonial post these days, is still pretty powerful. How powerful? Her Majesty doesn't need a passport to travel abroad. Well la dee dah! » 6/25/13 2:32pm 6/25/13 2:32pm

This is the joke Lotus has become

We don't normally print press releases, but no amount of spleen-venting about how Lotus has become a bunch of unrepentant starfuckers led by an over-coiffed little shit can better illustrate the joke Lotus now is than just printing their own drivel in full. » 5/11/11 4:30pm 5/11/11 4:30pm

Royal Rolls For Sale: Style, Luxury Inbred

Here's your chance to buy the "Rolls Royce of Rolls Royces," a pristine 1954 Phantom IV H.J. Mulliner Limousine, and one of only 18 built. This particular example belonged to Princess Margaret, the only member of the British royal family known to have engaged in a life-or-death struggle with her breakfast. Phantom IVs… » 6/11/08 3:40pm 6/11/08 3:40pm

Commenter Of The Day: Bohemian Rhapsody Edition

There's a lot of debate about the true meaning behind "Bohemian Rhapsody," a mock-opera by the band Queen. But here's what we do know. When released as a single, the song was paired with "I'm In Love With My Car" as a b-side, thereby making Queen that much more awesome. The general structure of the song points to… » 6/10/08 5:40pm 6/10/08 5:40pm

God Save the Queen... From Her Driving Music

When you're the queen and you're tooling around in a Bentley State Limo, we're guessing you listen to whatever music strikes your fancy. While we think it would be awesome/meta if the queen listened to Queen or The Sex Pistols, we realize that this is not the world we live in. To drown out the sound of the twin-turbo… » 11/21/07 11:45am 11/21/07 11:45am