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more about #wyoming more comments → Elhigh: Parade pace is a marching pace. Couldn't a cop - one not hauling a lifetime of doughnuts over his belt - jog up behind the tractor, step aboard and p... more » Stoatmaster: The whole septuagenarian thing is played as though anyone who has reached three-score years and ten must be a drooling nylon bag of bones and snot. Pa... more » Naturally Exasperated shaves his legs. It's just common courtesy.: Elhigh seems conspicuously absent from this tractor-fest. more » ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.: Old? Check. Driving a tractor? Check. Taser away boys!!! And again, we're deprived of another entertaining slow-speed tractor chase full of death... more » Theimbellis: We heard on CNN saying taser guns are going to be banned from State of California because a lot of people who got tasered ended up going to the hospit... more » Kuang: Noo.. you see.. what happened was.. *whisper* CARDIAC ARREST! YES! He started to go all blue after he hit that car, and repeated blows to the chest (m... more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: +1 for the Allis Chamlers photo. more » MushyHeirloom: They have tasers in Wyoming? I figured they went straight from Maglites to guns. more » TimTim: "Don't tase me sonny!" more » powermatic: Apparently giving cops Tasers is like giving dildos to nymphomaniacs. They can't help themselves-they just have to use 'em. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I blame parades. more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: And BTW has anyone recently noticed? It's always the kids or the old folk who seem to get arrested lately. What's the deal with that? I blame Gates an... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: 76yr old?septuagenarian? Tractor? Wyoming? Taser? I mean C'mon!! more » -
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Another Septuagenarian Tasered... On A Tractor... In A Parade
A 76-year-old Wyoming man was driving an antique tractor and, for some reason, failed to follow the directions of the parade he was in. At this point, as would be expected, the police had no choice but to taser him. More »
