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more about #wtf more comments → fuchikoma: LOL... I expected "Ultimate Muscle" as in Kinnikuman... not two 3D musclemen chasing Kagamine Rin in Initial-D style. It looks like a spoof of this v... more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I want to go drift a Transformer steamroller now! But honestly, that was weird and frightening. It also says something that the top Google result fo... more » Mad_Science: Ok, so it's a little later than I promised, but I've now watched it at home. There are many, many questions I have about this video, but first and fo... more » Bumblebee: It's the moment when he looks at the camera that gets me, as if the video's creator and I are sharing a moment of quiet acknowledgment. "Yep, you're... more » suckerpin: That's a little touge for me. more » MushyHeirloom: No, you know what, even I don't think I'm going to watch this. more » Jim Topoleski: As a gamer, I actually KNOW what this is about. Its a play on the CHO ANIKI series of games in Japan. And yes the games really DO involve two muscle... more » SeanKHotay: Steam roll drifter's got mAd sKilz... more » engineerd: Brokeback Mountain has nothin' on this. It didn't have transformers, Segways, drifting, or creepy Baby-Sun. Nope, this is way gayer than Brokeback M... more » hittatree_p: Can't Vin Diesel and Paul Walker just share a car anymore... more » PatFromGundo: Alas, now we know what really happened to Toivonen. more » Elhigh: That's gotta be Japanese. That, and "flaming wreck" never used to be a double entendre. more » lilwillie: Uhm....ah......well.......thankfully I can counter balance that with this to put me at even..... more » golferal - Now with no Segway!: No further comment needed more » skaycog was here: That's the stoopidest thing I've ever seen. I'd like to see some sweet thing, like puppies, bunnies, lambs, etc. Things that'll bring a tear to your... more » -
#lolcars
Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
We cannot explain anything about this video, but "Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend" is equal parts WTF and NSFW. Under no circumstances should you open this at work, unless you work for an uber-gay motorcycle builder. -
#carmovies
Japan Again Wins WTF Award: RoboGeisha Has Geishas Transforming Into Tanks
We dare you to try and comprehend anything in this trailer for RoboGeisha. If you aren't careful, your mind may melt and you'll fall into an awesomeness-induced coma. Why are those buildings bleeding? Mildly NSFW. More » -
#dragons
Man Admits To Sex With Thousands Of Cars, Has Pics To Prove It
Our obsession with cars pales in comparison to this Washington state man, who admits to "sexual relations" with over 1,000 cars. If ever there was a dragon, this mechaphiliac would be it. More » -
#captionthis
Free Hot Dogs Inside!
Wack-job messages like this are usually set aside for windowless cargo vans, but this über-creepy Dodge Neon driver has taken it upon himself to prove that hand-painted molestation messages know no bounds. More » -
#planelopnik
The Epitome Of Planelopnik
There's not much known about this pure piece of Planelopnik awesomeness other than the fact we want one and we're pretty sure we need it equipped with potato guns on each wing. More » -
#offbeatnews
Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
What do Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, two blow-up sex dolls, a Lincoln Town Car, and a parking garage have in common? A crazy Florida man and some very funny public indecency charges. NSFW content ahead. More » -
#wtford
Why Is This Ford Edge Made Of People?
We have no idea who staged this, or what possible context exists for this to make sense, but we do know these people, well, they like to live on the Edge-uh. More » -
#dailydui
Pregnant 14-Year-Old Ticketed For DUI, Registers Six Times Legal Limit
A New Zealand girl pulled over under suspicion of DUI returned a reading six times the legal limit were she actually the legal driving age of 15. Oh, and she was also four months pregnant. More » -
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#offbeatnews
Smashed San Francisco Civic Owners Tell Story Of Incredibly Bad Luck
Remember the bewildering story of the smashed Honda Civic with an "AIDS note" in San Francisco? Turns out it was true. But there's more. Check out the back story and new pictures below. -
#offbeatnews
Mysterious Smashed Civic Found On San Francisco Streets
A couple friends were out walking around San Francisco when they came upon a Honda Civic with a massive hole in the windshield, dented roof, bloody mess on the hood and a cryptic note under the wiper.
