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more about #worldsbestmom more comments → Turboner: That guy is still pissed he got 86'ed from a Def Leppard concert in 1987, give him a break. Reminds me of a joke. Q: What has seven arms and sucks?... more » Novaload: So is his hairstyle a tribute to the late Farah? 'Cause, like, I haven't seen hair like that on a dude since---well, with that comb-back, maybe never.... more » discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper: I was just listening to the Missing Fingers while reading this, which I guess is semi-tangentially appropriate. And yes, Indiana is full of rednecks.... more » skaycog: My neighbor has a beagle who he taught to drive. So, on the occasion when he has over-indulged, he has the dog (named Rocky) drive him home. That's ... more » MushyHeirloom: Yeah, really all they ever had was transmissions. And glass canning jars. EDIT: And Jim fucking Davis, for what he's worth. more » MarywithanM™: You asked for it! more » -
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Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview! More »
