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more about #volvoc30 more comments → area_educator: If you want a swedish vampire crossover just watch Let The Right One In. My copy is in the post. It's times like these I have to point out, again, t... more » Turboner: Actually, it's my wife's obsession with "The Ghost Whisperer" that is creepy, but also kind of hot. #twilight more » weatherman: Not just Christian, Mormon to be precise. The author is a Mormon. I just learned that from my wife. Actually my wife saw this commercial yesterday. L... more » Rabbi Dave: I think the market is for the moms and dads of 12 year old girls who have to sit through the movies or want to see the movies too and might notice a g... more » LuciferV8: "...the target demographic for this teen marketing campaign movie is 12-year-old girls. Is that really the market for Volvo XC60s? " No Wes, but the ... more » omgwtflolbbqbye: Goddamn it, as if I wasn't embarrassed enough about driving a Volvo in the first place.. #twilight more » bmoreDLJ: Sookie drives a canary yellow '75 Civic hatch. Vampire Bill drives a black E39. Jason drives a jacked-up Dodge Ram. Lafayette drives a white Merc R... more » skaycog was here: I think sparkle vampires suck. #twilight more » AmishJohn: Unintentional irony: Pitching your auto company, WHICH USES A BIG FRIGGING 'MALE SYMBOL', to a tween girl audience. #twilight more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Christians like this movie? I'm not exactly in tune with mass-market Christian trends, as a non-churchgoing believer, but I'm having a hard time recon... more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: even with rifftrax... i was not able to watch more than 15 minutes of the abomination.... i had been warned--i have a number of friends who work in b... more » Pessimippopotamus: Screw Robert Pattinson. I want his sister. #twilight more » skc15: I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this car until they come out with a 5-door option. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: That all-glass hatch still screams "Ford Pinto Runabout." more » Wunno Sev: Another casualty in the big-ward grille spiral. Actually, this looks pretty good, but I am against the unceasing embiggening of grilles that seems t... more » -
#adwatch
Creepy Sparkle Vampires Want To Sell You A Volvo
If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag. More » -
#newcars
2010 Volvo C30: New Face, Same Ol' Back End
Since its introduction in 2006, the Volvo C30 has been known for that rear end. Now the 2010 model gets a new front fascia designed to match that "unique" ass-end. Also, "Orange Flame Metallic" body paint and white wheels. Börk! More » -
#crashtests
IIHS Crash Tests Five Budget Coupes: Ford, Volvo Earn Top Safety Picks
New crash tests released by the IIHS for five economy-sized two-doors — the 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt, Ford Focus, Honda Civic, Scion tC and Volvo C30 — indicate good or acceptable ratings in frontal and side tests. See, size doesn't matter! More » -
#design
Sustainable Cardboard Chair Design Inspired By Volvo C30 Taillight
This modular cardboard lounge chair designed by Luis Fernando Luna Bermudez, a Universidad de Monterrey student, took top prize in the 2007 Volvo For Life Design competition. It's inspired by a Volvo C30 taillight. More » -
