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more about #vandalism more comments → brownie has no witty phrase to add: Let me see if I'm clear on general opinion... Beating up on already totalled car at NFL game: evil Completely destroying running car at LeMons: all in... more » Graverobber: Damn, that was a really nice Weber grill. more » Andrew Ian Dodge: Unfortunate the cars tank didn't explode with those morons nearby. At least one of them is stupid enough to show his face on camera. Lets hope the pol... more » engineerd: My wife, an accountant, has a few clients who are professional football players. A couple years ago one of them called her and asked why he got a let... more » brandegee: I believe the Pathfinder also burned up. [giantsfailure.com] more » InfinitisEnd: As ridiculous as this seems right now, I can't help but think that I would probably take a few swings myself had I been there, it's already destroyed ... more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Bitch... Must... Die... more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: Slightly off-topic, but there's entirely too much beaver cleavage in that lead pic. I'm having trouble keeping my lunch down and libido up. more » Novaload: And the worst part is, she'd just laid the eggs. So now the car has herpes, too. more » Jason Shirey: Whenever she opens her mouth, whether to speak or insert something, it almost always confirms the fact that she only has two brain cells. Paris! I hea... more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: "we'll always have Paris".... hell. everybody's had Paris.... more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: I looked up the word "celebretard"... it had a picture of Paris more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: I still can't figure out why people are fascinated with her. more » Jagvar: Shouldn't a Veyron be safely tucked away in a locked, heated garage in the first place? more » Deartháir II: She threw an egg... at a VEYRON!? That's it. She's done. Fucking kill her. End of story. Sniper shot to the head, beheading, don't care. The Veyron at... more » -
#carcrime
Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
After losing to the Philadelphia Eagles 23 to 11 in the playoffs six months ago, these Giants fans took out their rage on a poor little Porsche 911. That isn't the whole story though. NSFW More » -
#celebrities
Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
The latest trend for young, female role models? Throwing eggs. Paris Hilton joined Lindsay Lohan on the egging bandwagon after several cars, including a $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron, were vandalized during a house party. More » -
#novelties
Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
An Audi dealership in California has been hit by a massive case of vandalism, with 98 of their new and used inventory being heavily damaged by a group of key-wielding teenagers. -
#carpocalypsenow
Four Foreign Cars Vandalized In Michigan
Owners of four foreign-made cars parked in a suburban Detroit shopping center found their tires slashed and the words "Buy USA" scrawled on the windows. Merry Carpocalypse.
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