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more about #twitter more comments → Turboner: Damn, I thought commenting on blogs meant you were gay. more » Elhigh: I'm so confused... Is Kyle being a typical twitterhead, giving pointless updates of every mundane, uninteresting thing he does, punctuated with the oc... more » bmoreDLJ: Sooooo....he likes slavery? more » Cognitive Friction: If you're quoting Yosemite Sam, maybe it's time to reevaluate your cause... more » Alfisted: As well he should. Kyle is the beneficiary of a fundamental American principle. If your daddy (or grandaddy) was really great at what he did, you ca... more » Steve_in_NC: ever heard of victory junction [www.victoryjunction.org] more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Go fast, turn left. Must be a fascinating twat. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I work with this guy. He feels politically marginalized against the growing nepotism in the Northeast corridor and how it may eventually affect his ab... more » Michael Banovsky: It's Wednesday November 4…which means it's time for #carchat! Tonight's Twitter #carchat: the marathon day of Chrysler announcements, re-imagining ... more » tempesjo: I'm not sure how funny FakeRayWert is, but if he or she can keep up the frequent fervent postings for at least a year, FakeRay will be 100% awesome to... more » Jeb_Hoge: Wert's been lashing out at Ford on Twitter today, too. more » weatherman: Ironically this is actually one of the better uses of twitter; I find it much more important to know where I can get the cheapest price on certain com... more » MushyHeirloom: "Need a treat (should we say tweet)?" No. No, you should not. more » TechnoDestructo: Twitter's finest hour was precipitated by the fact that it is SO STUPID that the Iranian government didn't think it was worth blocking. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Twitter: The inanity of a personal Blog with the added suckitude of character limits. What's funny to me is that Twitter has been around for YEARS an... more » -
#nascar
Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
Not only does Kyle Petty have one of them-thar cellular telephones, he uses it to tweet, like a metrosexual. At least it's stuff any real and true patriotic, native born American can be proud of. [Twitter] -
#cartweets
Follow us on Twitter: @Jalopnik, @raywert, @madmatter33, @HellForLeather, @benwojdyla
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#twitter
Correct, nothing boosts our ego more than playing into our games. Thanks for playing! [FakeRayWert]
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#twitter
Needs more hot air, younger women, to be the real Scott Monty. [FakeScottMonty]
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#twitter
Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
There are times, very often lately, when we think this "Twitter" thing's gotten entirely out of hand. Seeing this "Loaf 'N Jug" gas station and convenience store sign is one of those times. (Curious? Here's their feed, via Reddit) -
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#moviecars
Want to hear car-related news from Comic Con? Follow @raywert's live-Twittering from the show!
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#pickyourpoison
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#twitter
Unlike Some Auto CEOs, GM's Fritz Henderson Can Type His Own Tweets
During yesterday's live-tweet by GM CEO Fritz Henderson, Ford's always-looking-to-be-center-of-attention-and-shove-a-foot-sideways-in-his-mouth social-media "expert" Scott Monty decided to tweet he'd come up with the idea first. However, unlike Ford's apparently typing-impaired-CEO Alan Mulally, GM's CEO can type his own tweets. Silly SMonty. More » -
#racingnews
Hit up our twittergasmic live-blog of the 2009 Turkish Grand Prix! The race is live!
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#formulaone
Turkish Grand Prix: Live on Twitter Tomorrow Morning
Just a quick note reminding you to join us Sunday morning at 8 AM EST for Jalopnik’s first live-tweeted F1 race: the 2009 Turkish Grand Prix. Follow along at our F1 Live-Tweet Page for all the fun.
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#howto
Use Twitter To Get A Taxi Fast At Las Vegas McCarran Airport
Don't want thedebaucherytrade conference to wait while you sit around for 30 minutes in the notorious taxi line at Las Vegas's McCarran Airport? Twitter to the rescue. More » -
#autotwitwars
Who will win the Auto Twit Wars? @GMBlogs or @Ford? You decide! [raywert]
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#fiestamovement
Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
'Twas a long fought battle, but the Fiesta will soon be mine! Here's how you can follow my adventures, trials and all-purpose Ford Euro-flavored tomfoolery. For starters: picking up the Fiesta. More » -
#twitter
Ford CEO Alan Mulally Answering Questions Now On Twitter. [Twitter]
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#twitter
"Shitter" Is The New Twitter For Failing Car Companies
Twitter? Ha! Old and busted. The new automaker social media twatness is Shitter — a site letting automakers provide instant 140-character-or-less updates on exactly how badly they're doing. Somebody tell Ford's Scott Monty, quick! [SniffPetrol] -
#gadgets
OnStar May Add Voice-Activated Twitter Capability
OnStar may soon partner with Twitter to offer hands-free tweeting capability to its suite of voice-activated communications services. This may be the perfect compliment to OnStar's automatic crash reporting. More » -
#chevycamaro
We can't take Wert anywhere, can we? [12seconds]
