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more about #tv more comments → Novaload: I guess I'll try this. I hated myself at first for watching Jackass and laughing but slapstick still has a place at the humor table--and they get paid... more » discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: Like Jackass, this is one of those things that I might watch at 1 am if nothing better is on. My favorite part was the dirt jump on the roadbike. Ac... more » bzr: You know what would be cool? If they actually landed some of the stunts once in a while. Just sayin'. more » Mad_Science: On one hand, I'm thinking "dude: the 90s Xtreme Craze and Jackass are over" On the other hand, I'm thinking "OMFG so rad" more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I can't wait. This looks so cool. I'll never remember to watch it though. I can't watch TV, I always forget to. I mean, I'll turn on the TV and watch ... more » Cognitive Friction: DVR'ed this show and watched it last night. Liked it, didn't love it but found it entertaining enough to set the DVR again for next week's show. The g... more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: As much as I dislike MTV, I give them serious "props" if you will, for this. It's like Jackass, but with more engines. more » Graverobber: Awright! Jackass with horsepower, and even less regard for the well being of fat guys. What could be better? more » A strolling player: Couldn't they just have called it HoonTV? more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Not interested. I don't watch auto races for the crashes. I don't watch sports for the fights. I don't enjoy other people's pain. This is just a tr... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Top Gear with yellow paint, carbon fibre accents, an XBox and a giant stereo is not Top Gear any more. It's Slushbox. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: I waited 30 minutes for this? more » pyehac: and... why is she famous? more » Novaload: I heard Paris Hilton had her Bentley hauled on a flatbed back to the dealer because it didn't have an iPod jack. Could Bentley have overlooked that? ... more » MushyHeirloom: If she manages to wreck this thing, don't tell her dad. Her nauseating dad. I just don't think he'd understand. more » -
#nitrocircus
MTV's Nitro Circus: Crystal Meth You Can Watch
MTV's newest Sunday night lineup includes Nitro Circus, an all-out stunt show populated by the ballsiest stuntmen America's backwoods has to offer. Don't watch the trailer without a cup on. More » -
#celebrities
Miley Cyrus Has Her Permit, GTFO The Roads
Miley Cyrus, otherwise known as Hannah Montana, has joined the driving masses with her newly obtained learner's permit. Be careful if you live within a drunken drive of Hollywood. -
#topgearusa
NBC Cuts Top Gear USA Due To Knight Rider Failure
Due to the failure of Knight Rider and expected production costs, NBC has decided to pass on Top Gear USA. The BBC's shopping the US rendition of the hit show to interested cable outlets. -
#theprinceofmotorcity
Fresh Prince Of Belle Isle?
ABC has reportedly ordered up a new hour-long drama pilot, based upon the auto industry and set in our very own Motor City. The Prince of Motor City is said to contain "Hamlet overtones" and is set to begin filming at the end of June, airing this winter as a mid-season replacement. According to the casting call on the Michigan Film Office Web site, they're seeking actors for a variety of roles, including at least one apparent Dr. Z lookalike. More details and full release after the jump... More » -
