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more about #tuners more comments → Mobius: Sounds like a dentist's drill. And my teeth just shivered with fear. more » WheatKing: Nice Hyundai.. on a side note.. I've always wondered if it was some kind of inside joke to slap a big L on the forehead of Lexus cars.. more » engineerd: It should set itself on fire. more » Graverobber: Nice picture of the pile of manure there. Oh, and what's that behind it? more » Jo Schmo: clean-up on aisle 4... more » A strolling player: Sweet crimson motherlover, that's astonishing! I cannot begin to fathom what I'd think hearing this thing coming down the road. This is the powertrai... more » Mobius: Forged pistons? I'm actually being serious here, kind of. more » DoctorNine: This is what God made Detroit for. Someone call up the boys in accounting. Tell them anything, but keep them building the CTS-V. more » Cognitive Friction: more » TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: Don't mess with Texas. more » SirNotAppearing: HRE...mmmm...Oh, drool on keyboard. Not good. more » aSoundofSleep-less nights: Holy hell in a piss bucket, I just peed myself a little. Let's see what we have here: Blown LS engine - Check Four Doors - Check Sleeper Status - Chec... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): You can't deny that those aren't impressive numbers I CAN deny that those aren't impressive numbers. They are very impressive. /ass//could care less more » beercheck: Oh. My. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Take me to another place, take me to another landGet me a third mortgage, lease itMake me true GM fan /it was all a dream about Hennessey more » -
#lexus
Twin-Turbo Lexus IS-F: A Proper Jet Car Substitute
Don't think you can convince the owner of the Gilda Ghia to sell his jet car to you? A twin-turbo IS-F tuned by Fox Marketing and Artisan Performance almost sounds the part. More » -
#hennesseyctsv
Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
The boys at Hennessey Motorsports have been busy lately. Their latest hot rodded project comes in the form of the 2009 Hennessey V700 CTS-V, packed with a mighty 700-horsepower tuned LSA. More » -
#tunercars
G-Power Hurricane CS Claims World's Fastest BMW Coupe, 228 MPH Top Speed
With a top speed of 228 MPH, the G-Power Hurricane CS is laying claim to the title of world's fastest BMW coupe. More » -
#tunercars
Novitec Rosso TuLesto: Ferrari F430 Gets 777 HP, 218 MPH Top Speed
Novitec Rosso's created the TuLesto in celebration of the German tuning house's 20th anniversary. Based on the Ferrari F430, this limited-edition model will sport a 777 HP V8 and reach a top-speed of 218 MPH. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
RENNtech Mercedes C63 AMG SPEC.R: First Drive
Miami Cops have unmarked Altimas and laser guns. The RENNtech AMG C63 SPEC.R has a top speed of 187 MPH and luckily, sports a custom rear-view mirror-embedded radar/laser-detecting and jamming system. I used it, often. More » -
#hybridcarwars
Some VTEC With That Insight, Sir?
The K20-powered, 200 HP Honda K-Sight is not exactly a hybrid, but it sure does look the part. More » -
#carpocalypse
Dudes Run Wild: Dyno Party Is The New Drag Strip
How weird is an automotive subculture where the competing cars don't move an inch? Super weird. Still, even the strongest restraining belts can't contain the savage fun of this... dyno party. More » -
#tuners
BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
BMW-tuner Alpina ripped the turbodiesel out of a 1-series, tuned it and dropped it in a 3-series. The result? Try 0-to-60 MPH in 6.9 seconds and 45 MPG (US). More » -
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#2010hennesseytaurussho
Hennessey Tunes New SHO Taurus
In a move that'll surely light some fires in the SHO revival camp, Hennessey Motorsports will get their hands dirty and molest the newly-announced 2010 Ford Taurus SHO. More » -
#tuners
50th Anniversary Hurst Viper Shifts Into View
Fabled tuner Hurst has released the first photos of their limited-run Hurst Viper and it's gold, badass and up for sale at the next Barrett-Jackson auction. More » -
#customcars
V10-Powered BMW Z4: The Non-Hairdresser Version
With the arrival of the new BMW Z4 looming on the horizon, this previous-gen Z4 packs a little something extra to grab your attention.: the 5.0-liter V10 from the BMW M5. -
#sema
Honda Civic HFP Concept Sits Efficiently On SEMA Show Floor
It may not be the spiritual successor to the CRX HF, but the Honda Civic HFP Concept is the result of Honda Access America — the in-house accessory division — taking a Civic Si and adding lightness. Both exhaust and wheels have been replaced with high-performance ultra-lightweight versions, while an aero body kit streamlines the cD for a slipperier shape. So how much more efficient is the HFP? Well...they don't quite say, but we'd venture a guess that Honda's working in one or two MPG increments here. Press release below the jump. More » -
#sema
Bulletproof GT-RR Not Death Proof
In Quentin Tarantino’s "Death Proof", Kurt Russells’s character modifies his car to protect its driver in even the most severe of accidents, thus rendering the machine impervious to death. Bespoke Ventures has done exactly the opposite, modifying their Nissan GT-R in such a way that severe back injury is virtually guaranteed by any front-end collision. Click through to find out why. More » -
#sema
Tracked Hummer At SEMA Will Crush You, Take Your Gas
If you've got an H2T but you're not happy with the gas mileage — finding it way too high — your options are limited. Sure, you could bolt on performance mods, but we'd suggest these elegant and subtle tracked belts to replace your efficient pneumatic tires. This H2 was spotted outside the Vegas convention center welcoming all who ventured out to see the SEMA fest, bedecked in two-tone green-and-black, ready to crawl to your favorite club. No word on top speed, but hey, it's not about when you get there; it's about what you crush on the way. More »
