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more about #transformersrevengeofthefallen more comments → cybernewt: When I was a kid I was fortunate enough to get all the constructicons, in their bright-green glory. By the time the unpacking was done, there were th... more » Rondogg: I will buy her clothes. And fap. more » Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II: police officer: up next for auction, we have a pair of panties seized from a prostitute. quagmire: I bid 50 bucks! police officer: she had 5 STD's..... more » Quattro-luvr: Megan Fox is up for auction? The stalkers are leaving their mother's basements in huge numbers. I don't want to see the dude who ends up with those l... more » IamZardoz: Im waiting for the Mattel Thingmaker movie. more » jpech: I just completely fail to see how any of these reasons that the movie sucks are relevant, or remotely applicable. An unrealistic Princeton? really? ho... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: See, this is why I only watch pornography. more » theeastbaykid: "an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness." You mean it's the post-Murilee Jalopnik of movies? Sorry, couldn't r... more » Triborough: Why is the movie so bad? 1. Bad actors, including one female star with obvious aftermarket addons. 2. It is the sequel to a bad movie that was a GM ad... more » Mad_Science: Whatever, I was more excited about GI Joe anyway. The Baroness > Ms. Fox. more » BLS: Does Bumble Bees still not have calipers? more » Al Navarro: No offense to FSU alum, but the next time you're in the NJ area Matt I'll take you on a tour of Princeton (not my alma mater, btw). When classes are ... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): People are actually seeing this WITHOUT having seen "Up" and "Drag me to Hell" first? (both of which are among my favorite films of the last decade, e... more » clinto: Sadly, 99.6% of movies today are an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers. I saw an interview with Polanski once and he (basically) said the viewin... more » lilwillie: I've been seeing all the "critics" slam this movie so I know it will be good. My expectations for movie going are as follows. 1. Shit blowing up 2. Ho... more » -
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Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction
Props from both Transformers films will be be auctioned off next month. Lots include this giant styrofoam head of Optimus Prime, a full-size Bumblebee robot and lots of Megan Fox costumes to please weirdos. More » -
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Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
Unlike the first movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen isn't a cargasm, nor has it necessarily become what we were told to expect — a robogasm. Instead, it's an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness. More » -
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Aprilia Races RSV 1000 R With Transformers Livery, First Sign Of Human Enslavement?
The Aprilia RSV 1000 R raced under Transformers 2 livery at Road America this weekend. An indication of another Aprilia product placement or the first step in a robotic war to enslave humanity? More » -
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Decepticon Baddie Revealed By Sam Witwicky
"The initial spark of his look [was] the actual Decepticon logo. He's the ancestor, the first version of this exoskeleton," said Shia LaBeouf, revealing this first shot of "The Fallen," the villain from Transformers 2. More » -
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Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
Michael Bay's website just dropped three new TV commercials for next month's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. What do they show? How about the Chevy Beat talking! And he sounds like a hick! A Chevy that's also a hick? Who woulda thunk it? More » -
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Transformers 2 Trailer: Screen Shot Mega-Gallery
Last night we brought you the third Transformers 2 trailer in high-resolution awesomeness. Today, thanks to friends at TFW2005, we have this 58-shot mega-gallery of 1080P robogasmic, Megan Fox-y, Autobot-on-Decepticon screen shot action. Bring it! More » -
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: Now In High-Res!
Here's the new trailer for Transformers 2 we showed you yesterday, except now it's in high-resolution, upping the general ass-kickery. Check out the robogasmic goodness below. UPDATE: Now with 58-shot 1080P screen-cap gallery! More » -
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: More Robogasm, More Awesome!
The new trailer for Transformers 2 has leaked out and rather than you having to mess around trying to hop and skip after it, we've got it below. Plus, the high-res version's coming shortly. Enjoy! More » -
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Wheelie say find friends today... as an adorable little Big Wheels™ truck! [EBay]
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Chevy To Drop Marketing Of Transformers 2
GM will not support the release of Transformers 2 with a Transformers-like barrage of commercials. Why? Just call it Revenge Of The Carpocalypse. More » -
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Change Transformers Can Believe In
Tired of a seemingly corrupt and secretive Decepticon government, running up huge energon deficits and starting robot wars all over the place? Optimus Prime is the candidate you can believe in. Change, Into A Truck. More » -
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Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
The first version of this Transformers 2 trailer had the illegally-shot-in-a-movie-theater quality, but now we have the official Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen teaser trailer in all its Decepticon-loving glory. More » -
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Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
We saw the first Transformers 2 trailer during the Super Bowl. Today, the second trailer, all 2:15 of it, premieres in theaters. Luckily, it's also made it online. We have the full robogasm below. More » -
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Transformers 2: Bumblebee II Camaro Gets A Close-Up
Cleaning out our memory cards this morning, we realized we hadn't run anything on the rest of the Chevy Autobots unveiled in Chicago. Hooray for me, right? Without further ado, here's the Bumblebee "II" Camaro. More » -
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Transformers 2 Devastator Revealed, Gives Us Nightmares
We got our first glimpse of the massive multi-robot Decepticon, Devastator, during the Super Bowl teaser for Michael Bay's upcoming explosive robogasm, Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen. Here's the scary Constructicon in full view. More » -
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Transformers 2 Never-Before-Seen Autobot Running Footage
In addition to the information on Sideswipe, the Stingray Corvette Concept we just unveiled, we also got the following never-seen-before sneak-peek footage from Transformers 2, courtesy of the bowtied boys at Chevrolet. Enjoy. More » -
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Transformers 2 Trailer Goes Live Ahead Of Super Bowl
Michael Bay's explosiongasmic Transformers 2 trailer has dropped before tonight's Super Bowl. Watch in horror as a giant one-wheeled Devastator destroys Vegas and in amazement as a Decepticon transforms into an Audi R8. More » -
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2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
A new Activision website for the Transformers movie sequel video game features shots of robot modes for the Chevy Spark (Beat) and Trax. Frankly, they both look like hicks. A larger, higher-quality shot below. More » -
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GM Requested Paramount Include Chevy Volt In Transformers Sequel "At Last Minute"
Roberto Orci, head writer of Transformers 2 claimed in a web chat on fan-site TFW2005 that the Chevy Volt was not in the original script, but rather was foisted upon them at the last minute. More »
