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more about #towncar more comments → Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Good thing the dude kept his cool and threw the cops off the scent. Imagine the outrage if he'd admitted that he was just getting the dolls ready so ... more » combat chuck: Kurt Russell? more » MushyHeirloom: The part that scares me the most is the bungee cord wrapped around the rearview mirror. more » Novaload: He kinda looks like Joe Isuzu's weirder brother. more » smalleyxb122: Authorities said that Karau'd been drinking, when he decided to play with his rod in his Lincoln. more » new22003: If having sex with 2 blow up dolls in a lincoln town car is wrong, I dont want to be right! more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: Did he buy his Lincoln on Ebay? [jalopnik.com] more » theeastbaykid: That's the most attention that's been paid to a Town Car since that bingo parlor opened next to the Lincoln dealer! more » DoctorNine: And his wife thought he was out to buy some socks... (obscure Jack Nicholson "Heartburn" reference) more » Syrax: And the blow-up dolls get to swelter in the impoundment lot while he goes off to the nice, cushy, air-conditioned jail! Is that fair? more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: That mug shot looks like Joe Isuzu! more » PHIL: Thats the most action the interior of any Lincoln has seen since Kennedy! more » Jo Schmo: I bet you could fit 4-6 fully inflated blow up dolls in the trunk of that car more » Triborough: I knew this had to happen in Florida. Bugs Bunny had the right idea about the state: more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Whenever I'm feeling down because of a dry spell with women, I always remind myself "at least I don't have sex with blowup dolls." You'd be amazed how... more » -
#offbeatnews
Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
What do Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, two blow-up sex dolls, a Lincoln Town Car, and a parking garage have in common? A crazy Florida man and some very funny public indecency charges. NSFW content ahead. More » -
#foundonebay
How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car
As 1990 Lincoln Town Cars go, this one on eBay is quite the peach. Why the seller resorted to cheap, tawdry tactics to sell it we'll never know. But whatever, works for us. Somewhat NSFW. More »
