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more about #topten more comments → FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Thanks for smashing my hopes. Was really looking forward to more Dr.Z stories.. more » ArtForge: Where's Forza 3? more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: Why is Dr. Z getting ground up again? None of the news pertains to him? Having a 'stache like that should except him from any meat-grinding going on! more » FlakJack: Somewhere, an agency account exec and/or internal PR flak is recording that Hyundai mention as "coverage" with a tone rating of "neutral-positive" and... more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: Well, I'm young enough, how about we compile my wish list, while were at it. Dear Santa, For Christmas I have a few ideas. First I really want a V... more » Elhigh: You know how I can tell those aren't Jalopnik stories? It's easy - they friggin suck. Millionth Hyundai? That's like cheering for the billionth Chi... more » skitter: If I had that Lego truck growing up, enclosed sides being the clincher, I might have grown up into a Ferrari fan. Careful with that fire, Prometheus. more » VeeArrrSix: When I was in grade school, someone in my family got me a script to Road and Track. I never paid for it until I was like 18 or so. Now I'm 31 and am o... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: No need to crawl up our arse. We're not arty champaign swilling cheese eating motherfuckers, for want of a better reference connoisseurs we are not. more » DoctorNine: Pick your reply: a.) "Are those your big sweaty paws in your pants, or are you happy to see me?" b.) Hyundai released a statement today that, in hon... more » Mobius: "discard a slew of tips deemed sub-prime" You should have repackaged them, graded them, and sold them to Autoblog and bore their readers to death. W... more » Number_Six: I'm choosing to read #6 as Jalopnik's Neil Young to Hyundai's Lynyrd Skynyrd, just to keep myself interested. more » Tanshanomi: But...streamers, guys...they had streamers! more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: The thing that turned me into a rev-head when I was a kid was my mother's car. An early 70's XA Falcon Coupe. ...Which of course means Mad Max is was... more » Steve_in_NC: Hamtramck is famous for angle wings, city chicken, paczki, calls to prayer and now an imaginary car. Quick call the tourism bureau! more » -
#dejanews
Not Jalopnik Enough: Today's Car Stories We Didn't Cover
The Jalopnik reader is a discerning car connoisseur, and every day, we discard a slew of tips deemed sub-prime. Here's our new daily look at the in-house meat grinder — and five scraps that didn't make the cut. More » -
#jalopnikgiftguide
Ten Gifts To Turn Your Kid Into A Car Freak
Parents of the world, pay attention: If you don't act soon, your child may not grow up to be a gearhead. Nip lameness in the bud! Get motor oil flowing in those veins! Buy one of these ten toys now! More » -
#laautoshow
14 Things To Do At The LA Auto Show
Tired of looking at Lincolns bolted to walls? Done with the shiny new hotness? Because we love you, we've put together this list of what to do when the show gets boring. (Hint: It helps if you're not sober.) More » -
#carsales
The Ten Most Popular Cars Of 2009: Yahoo! Autos Edition
The web search engine with the extraneous exclamation point's put together an early list of the ten most searched-for cars of 2009. Unexpectedly to some, online auto searches seem less about sales and more about what makes car fan-boys excited. More » -
#huntingseason
Five-Point Frenzy: When Deer Meets Car
In honor of Midwest deer-hunting season — and because we blubbered like a little girl during Bambi — we bring you this (mostly) blood-free gallery of lovable vehicle-deer moments. Yeah, it's random, but so what? Happy Monday! More » -
#newcars
Ten New Cars Jalopnik Is Thankful For
If you absolutely must buy a new car in this hour of thanks, then we suggest you choose one of these ten. Happy turkey! More » -
#scarycars
The Ten Cars That Scare The Crap Out Of Us
Some cars were born to be driven, some to be lusted after, and a few designed to be feared. With assistance from our frightened readers we've singled out the ten cars that scare the crap out of us. More » -
#infrastructure
Ten Awesome Feats Of Automotive Infrastructure
Call us geeks, but we love a good on-ramp. Bridges, too. When it comes to building the veins for our four-wheeled blood, mankind has crafted some pretty amazing stuff. Here's ten of our more mind-blowing efforts. More » -
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#engineporn
The Five Craziest Engines You Can Buy Today
Spits, snorts, rumbles, and whomps: Who says all new cars are boring? Here are five production motors that are definitely Jalopnik-approved. More » -
#cartech
Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
Carmax, the nations largest used car retailer, has put together the top ten features new car buyers yearn for in online searches. But, rather than just listing them, we've tried to divine why someone might want each of these gadgets. More » -
#bestten
The Ten Best Cheap, Oddball Daily Drivers
Like you, we spend lots of time wondering how much dependable rolling quirk we can buy for a buck. As it turns out, the answer is "not much." Here are ten killer deals on practical, four-wheeled odd. More » -
#carculture
Five Car-Related Clubs We Wish Existed
Occasionally, the world just doesn't give you what you need. Like these five car-related clubs that aren't out there yet. Feel the need to start a local chapter? Thank us later. More » -
#lolcars
The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
Years ago man looked upon a car and said "that's not long enough for me." It's been downhill ever since. With the help of our readers here's Jalopnik's list of the ten most obnoxious limo conversions. More » -
#autoerotica
Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
When automakers choose car names they often try to evoke strength, performance and desirability — sometimes that last one goes a bit too far. Below, our list of the eight most sexually suggestive car names. More » -
#extremevehicles
The Land Vehicles of Antarctica
Antarctica is one of the most extreme climates in the world, inhabited by approximately 1,000 to 5,000 researchers and support staff. Surviving in this barren penguin-inhabited wasteland requires some of the most extreme land vehicles in the world. More » -
#carpocalypse
Ten Best Vehicles For Urban Warfare
Society is crumbling and most of us live in cities, which means we're going to be fighting in urban jungles for scarce resources. With the help of our readers we've identified these ten best vehicles for urban warfare. More » -
#carculture
Eight Automotive Myths We Choose To Believe
Sometimes traditional beliefs run contrary to the facts. Most times it's beneficial to examine those beliefs and adjust to a new way of thinking. But sometimes ideas attain the status of myth for very good reasons. Here's eight of those. More » -
#carpocalypse
Ten Most Exotic Cars Destroyed By Cash For Clunkers
Though the most popular vehicle destroyed under Cash For Clunkers was the Ford Explorer, there were also AMGs, Rolls-Royces and even a LaForza crushed. The ten most exotic cars that fools parted with below. Click through if you dare. More » -
#lolcars
Ten Worst Cars To Have Sex In
Earlier this week, the masculoids at Ask Men released their list of the ten best cars to have sex in — complete with positions. After careful deliberation we're prepared to warn you off these ten worst, complete with reasons. More » -
#adwatch
Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
With fewer people reading and more people Tivoing, advertisers are turning back to the outdoor ad. Naturally, they're injecting sex, violence and butt jokes to get them noticed. Ten graphic, and often bootylicious outdoor advertisements below. NSFW. More »
