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more about #topgear more comments → logruszed: I wonder if it's coincidence that the the majority of grammar and spelling problems on this page originate from the fingertips of those defending this... more » logruszed: "Viewers don't want to just look at a load of ugly men" So they won't be filming Jeremy or James anymore? more » A strolling player: So have the gay couples find lesbian couples and book the tickets together. I'm pretty sure it's a BBC rule and not a Top Gear rule to have that 50/5... more » GreenN_Gold: Wanted: SWM seeking F to attend TV show. Must tolerate cars. more » tonyola: Does this mean that Ford Probes aren't allowed in the parking lot? more » fuchikoma: Here's a radical idea... how about an audience made up of enthusiastic fans who want to be there? I mean... WTH - affirmitive action on audience allo... more » VeeArrrSix: Funny how calling Jezza a pig isn't an issue. It's called comedy people! Anyone ever seen Jonathan Ross's showon the BBC? The house band is called "Fo... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: The key is, one must be intelligent enough to accept stereotypes for what they are, and laugh. There's not much of this available on the rock we call... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: GasGas up the AssAss. more » DoctorNine: You know, watching many motorcycling events over the years, I've seen GasGas bikes doing trials, hopping boulders and bouncing carefully over tree tru... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Why not invite both the sides? Problem solved. more » comedian: Are you guys using the archives to phone it in today? This "news" is over a year old. [www.digitalspy.co.uk] more » bzr: That's hardly banning gays, is it? They'd just have to find a few more girls to join them. Hardly a slap in the face of Stonewall. more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: What if they did a show reviewing the Ridgeline, Amarok, and Forrester? Oh wait, I'm stereotyping again. more » lilwillie: "Each booking requires equal amounts of men to women, so please ensure that you have a 50/50 split of guys and gals in your party." People offended t... more » -
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Top Gear "Bans" Gay Couples From Studio Audience
Top Gear is allegedly banning same sex couples from its studio audience, dictating that all ticket bookings must have a 50/50 male to female split. The move has outraged fans of Richard Hammond's wardrobe.
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Top Gear Season 14, Episode 3: YouTube Open Thread
In this week's episode of Top Gear, James explores a new way to get a caravan to its destination and Richard drives the new Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Valentino Balboni. Bitorrent not done yet? Hit the jump below. More » -
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Top Gear's "Car To Save The World" Independently Reviewed
Last night, frustrated that plug-in hybrids like the Chevy Volt are developing too slowly, Top Gear revealed its very own range-extender hybrid. Now, Autocar has conducted an independent road test to discover what we know already: it's crappy. More » -
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Top Gear Season 14, Episode 2: YouTube Open Thread
The boys have an epic head-to-head between the Audi R8 V10 and the Corvette ZR1. So if you don't feel like waiting for Bitorrent to finish, get your Top Gear fix right now... as long as the YouTube clips last. More » -
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VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
Jeremy Clarkson thinks the 2010 Audi R8 5.2 FSI is "perfect." But should we really care what he thinks? We mean, he can't even tell a funny elephant joke. More » -
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Top Gear Season 14, Episode 1: YouTube Open Thread
The boys are back, with Beast-lovin' Eric Bana as the star-in-a-reasonably-priced-'merican-car. So if you don't feel like waiting for Bitorrent to finish, get your Top Gear fix right now for as long as the YouTube clips last. Enjoy. More » -
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Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
British motoring show Top Gear was recently part of some stupid contrived controversy, which means you should warm up your BitTorrent software for Season 14. We look forward to writing about their antics and not people's responses to them. -
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Have the Taliban Abandoned Toyotas for American Pickup Trucks?
If you’re a militiaman rolling in hostile terrain, your best vehicle choice is the Toyota pickup. A minuscule clue in the latest issue of The New Yorker suggests that all that is about to change. More » -
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Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
Top Gear is once again in trouble for Scirocco TDI ad spoofs. First, it was a German car invading Poland. Now, viewers are upset about this spoof ad about suicide — conveniently, one week before season 14 starts. [TimesOnline] -
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Meet The Lego Stig
Some say every time you introduce The Stig, you have to recall a strange power of his in a Clarksonesque way. All we know is…he’s called The Lego Stig. More » -
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$50,000 Ultima GTR Shatters $1.6 Million Ferrari FXX Top Gear Track Record
Frustrated that Top Gear refused to run its GTR around the show's track, Ultima took matters into its own hands, acquiring private access, then breaking the Michael Schumacher-piloted Ferrari FXX's time by nearly a second. More » -
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Jeremy Clarkson: Panamera Ugly As "Inside-Out Monkey"
Though he has few complaints about the way the Porsche Panamera preforms, Clarkson uses his Sunday Times review to verbally assail the car's looks, calling it unbearably ugly — and he should know. [Times Online] -
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"Where's Stig?" Is "Where's Waldo?" For Top Gear Fans
Can't get enough of Top Gear's Stig? Want to indoctrinate your wee-ones into the cult of cars? The Where's Waldo-like Top Gear: Where's Stig? is the book version of something we do constantly. [Amazon.com] -
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BREAKING: James May In Airship Crash Filming Top Gear Stunt
Another Top Gear stunt went wrong yesterday evening after the BBC car show tried to attach a caravan to an airship carrying co-host James May and it crashed into a field near a busy road. May is uninjured.
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James May’s Lego House Demolished
After a final appeal on Facebook, James May's Lego House failed to find a buyer and has been demolished. The 3.3 million bricks will be donated to charity. [The Telegraph] -
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Environmentalists Leave Shit On Jeremy Clarkson's Driveway
Jeremy Clarkson, ever the center of controversy, has attracted some unwanted attention from environmentalists for his anti-environmentalist agenda. They dropped by his house with a steaming pile of manure.
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Mega-Gallery: James May’s Lego House Nearly Complete
Top Gear's James May plans to live in a full-size house, complete with working toilet, made entirely of Legos for two days. It should be done by Saturday. Here's a slew of photos of how it looks right now. More » -
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Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gear’s Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
Daily Mail readers apparently hate Stewart Lee's bit about Richard Hammond's famous jet car crash, in which Lee says he wishes the Hamster had been "decapitated." We're guessing Lee was joking, you prats. [Daily Mail] -
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Top Gear Approves Of The Lego Caterham R500
The chaps at Caterham will do anything to save weight. This time, they've taken the Caterham R500 and cast it in Legos. We can't wait to see The Minifig Stig toss it around the Top Gear track. More » -
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Stig-Spotting At Pebble Beach?
Is this The Stig spotted this weekend at Pebble Beach or just a Top Gear fan-boy engaging in some strange form of CosPlay? (Hat tip to Paul!) Photo Credit: Pzeissig
