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more about #tomgreen more comments → SeanKHotay: Initial reports blame the misnews on the Runover Roadkill News Patroll.. more » SigmundTheSeaMonster: Tom's my twin brother. Seriously. Well. Ok. Look, a bunch of folks think we look alike. That's all. more » jdoubleh: Quote from Green after the accident, "That uppity [landscaper] hit me upside the head with a shovel. I'd appreciate it if you could find it in your he... more » PatFromGundo: So, is that an "after" photo? more » mytdawg: I could believe he got beaten down if he did say something to them. Every time I've ever seen him open his mouth I've had the same reaction. Maybe t... more » Miscellanea: This is the funniest thing that Tom Green has ever been involved in. more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: I dunno, sumpin' hokey about this whole set-up. As much as I'd like to give a medal to anyone who beats the tar out of Green, this reeks of publicity... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: They should have beat him half to death. Twice. j/k more » combat chuck: Better headline: "Hosers Take Off, Leave Green in Sad Shape" more » SirNotAppearing: Is it racist if I assume they fled because their papers weren't in order? Yes? No? more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: He's probably lucky he didn't say a word. The beating would have been worse. more » Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable: "Comedian"? "Actor"? I can only hope the rest of this report is more accurate. more » Ash78, cube farmer: What the f*ck? Sounds odd....maybe he was antagonizing them as part of a comedy bit or something. Sounds fishy. Maybe it was a simple Canadian-Spangli... more » combat chuck: You break my truck I breaka you face more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Paramedic to coworker upon arriving at the scene: "I think the Green movement is over." more » -
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REPORT: Comedian Tom Green NOT In Accident, NOT Beaten
An unconfirmed report claims Canadian comedian Tom Green ran his Mercedes into the back of a landscaping truck, was seriously beaten by the truck's passengers and is now in serious condition. UPDATE: Yeah, there's no way this is true. More »
