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more about #todayshow more comments → Ford Tempo Fanatic: Alan is so dreamy. more » .357: He looks like the kind of guy who gives out apples during Halloween, while Fritz looks like the guy who puts razors in them first. more » SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz!: I really don't think Matt Lauer has the journalistic skills to actually write those questions he asked. You could tell he no real knowledge of what he... more » combat chuck: Matt Lauer can suck it. more » The-Simpsons-Rule!!: Why the hell was he focusing on GM?UGH. more » Jo Schmo: Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha - THRUST! more » engineerd: I caught some of this before I left for work this morning. All of Lauer's questions were about GM, Chrysler and bailouts. Mulally isn't working for ... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Wow, this guy is good. more » pauljones: He's just not as dreamy as Murilee, though. more » FlakJack: We're talking about Matt Lauer here. Even an auto exec can outsmart Matt Lauer. more » Novaload: So do we implement Plan 9 now? more » leighzbohns: Dear highway department: How to secure electronic road signs: 1) Buy decent padlocks 2) change the password(s) 3) profit! more » 1300ccsoffury: The first rule of Project Mayhem is you don't talk about Project Mayhem. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Everyone remember, it was Ebaumsworld that did it. Nobody on Jalop claims responsibility more » JC Whitless: I'm sure they are trying to cover this up. Some state worker is actually warning the good citizens about this Zombie outbreak, and the media is helpi... more » -
#carpocalypse
Ford CEO Hits Today Show, Says Nothing
Ford CEO Alan Mulally was up early for a Today Show interview in New York with NBC's Matt Lauer. Lauer fearlessly probed Mulally, peppering him with a slew questions. Smiling like a Cheshire cat, Mulally non-answered every one of them. More » -
#novelties
We Told You Not To Hack The Electronic Road Signs, Didn't We?
Transportation officials in Texas are "scrambling" to stop the "hacking electronic traffic signs" threat. Didn't we tell you not to play with the electronic road signs? This is why we can't have anything nice. More » -
#detroitautoshow
VIDEO: Chevy Beat Today Show Skirt-Lift
We showed you the little screen cap earlier, but here's the full video of this morning's Today Show Lauer skirt-lift on the Chevy Beat. More » -
