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more about #tirades more comments → RoninianHoon: Christ! I'm afraid more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Hell hath no Fury. Not anymore. It's Graverobber's now. And I don't think he's going to be giving it back. That little rhythmic sound you've been h... more » Novaload: What kind of bedtime stories do you tell your kids, G-R? "Daddy, tell us a story!" "OK, this is called "The Cat in the Hat" and it's about a 6 foot ta... more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: wow... just... pure wow.. sir graverobber, i'm now wanting to spend my spare time finding a publisher for you.... instead of job-hunting.... seriously... more » MushyHeirloom: It's the variety that gets me. Everything from the COOCH joke (bravo, sir) to his above post on the Fury... great. more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Okay, now about that gin I was going to have... maybe a double... Thanks GRAVEROBBER, you never cease to entertain us! more » Graverobber: You know, what with the PCH re-run and this being Halloween and all, I thought I'd share an experience that happened to me recently. I had always been... more » Uncle Bo: These aren't tirades. They are soliloquies, disturbingly rendered when read consecutively on Halloween. I hope tonight of all nights our Graverobber ... more » akier: i think our man graverobber here should be awarded a gold-plated SPICA fuel injection system for his amazing work. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Now I know what I'll be rereading this weekend. Too bad I can't lug this CRT into the bathroom... Oh right, Elvis. more » DoctorNine: I suspect bribery is involved. Someone must've gotten to his handlers and prevented him getting his meds again. Sure, he's entertaining like this, b... more » Deartháir II: I, for one, don't like all these long-winded COTD attempts. Where are all the witty one-liners? more » layabout: Yeah,he does rabbit on a bit ;) /joke more » Bumblebee: Um, brevity is the soul of wit? And, get a job. Also, I secretly envy you. more » -
#projectcarhell
It's Graverobber Project Car Hell Tirade Friday!
Graverobber just keeps writing his amazing Project Car Hell Tirades™ for us, so we're going to keep putting together these compilations for those of you toodamn lazybusy to look for them in the original PCH posts.
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#projectcarhell
It's Graverobber Tirade Saturday!
Graverobber has continued to create his totally plausible Project Car Hell Tirades™ for us, and we're going to follow up the original Graverobber Tirade Friday compilation with another collection of his greatest hits today. Jump away, if you dare, and you'll read about theterribleglorious fates awaiting those who drag Hell Projects into once-cheerful garages.
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