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more about #thecolbertreport more comments → Mobius: This will be the next big rap phenomenon: "I got pockets full of hundred dollar bills, People see me rolling in my diamond grills, My subwoofer in th... more » GreenN_Gold: According to Ron Burgundy, your leather interior could find a nice home in San Diego. #stephencolbert more » mytdawg: Might be worth it just to hear a car salesman say "What will it take to get you into the whale penis today?" #stephencolbert more » Rabbi Dave: Forgot to mention that the guy's on the Jason Ellis show on Sirius XM Faction were talking about this last week. Although I think they might have pick... more » Uncle Bo: After all these years, we finally know the truth behind "rich Corinthian leather". Turns out, "Corinth" is actually a code word. Who knew? #stephenc... more » Alf, in pog form: If you spill ice cream on the seats do not scrub them too vigorously or you may end up with a greater mess than you started with. #stephencolbert more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): "Dude, that's a pretty dorky interior!" "Shut up, I paid a million-five for this!" #stephencolbert more » Old Grimey: Although I am a registered Democrat, I don't share the enthusiasm and love of "The Colbert Report" and shows of its ilk like some of the other left-le... more » MushyHeirloom: I drive a Volvo 240DL. I have an overgrown goatee and a ponytail rapidly heading down my back. My social politics are pretty damn left-wing (though I'... more » Novaload: I'm trying to get interested in this but I miss Ms. Martin. *sighs* No DOTS, no junkyard finds, no old commercials, no art cars, no PCH. more » Super Roo: I have seriuosly dated a few lesbians (brought 'em back) and now I drive a WRX wagon. Did they taint me a bit? more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I drive a VW and fully support any and all joking about my liberal leanings and homosexuality, of which I have neither. Well, there was that one time ... more » sos10: Now let's see... my lesbian friends drive a variety of cars... One drives a 1999 Jaguar XJR, her girlfriend drives a Toyota a 1985 Toyota Landcruiser ... more » Unregular: really? my Outback has 250 horses, 250 torques, weighs 3600lbs., contains 2.5 liters of turbocharged fury, clears 8.7" of ground, stores 60+ feet of c... more » MarywithanM™: No avatars for me. And here in the Heartland, our lesbians drive little trucks and wear big watches. more » -
#selfreferential
Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
As far as The Colbert Report's concerned, we must be the web site obsessed with the cult of car phallus. First, for Hummers and last night, for our sumptuous Russian whale penis leather interior. Whatever works, right? [TheColbertReport (14:20 in)]
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#subaruoutback
Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
Though the Subaru Outback is attempting to make a name for itself on the track, we all know a more prominent conventional wisdom about always-rugged Subarus. Unfortunately, Stephen doesn't get the real joke: this Subaru.
