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more about #texas more comments → BMRFILE: Makes you wonder how many times this guy has been abducted by aliens...probably about as many times as his double wide has been destroyed by tornadoes. more » Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: What was he doin on that road? I bet he was going fishing. more » Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: In Soviet Texas, all of your investigations are belong to Jalopnik. Vee haff vays of findings tings out you know! more » F1Morgan: I have to say there should be a guard to prevent a run off into the water. I guess there are 2 conclusions, he either did it on purpose or he is an id... more » qwijybo: Let the legend be born, Loch Ness, Sasquatch, Moth man and now The Veyron Killing Pelican, or the Veylican for short more » powermatic: Potential remake of 'The Pelican Brief', except, you know, entertaining. more » Pessimippopotamus: Holy crap. I know Texans love cows, but they have cow birds now?!?! more » chickennougat: maybe they were overcome with fumes from the petrol plants that line the horizon on this stretch of I-45 more » mytdawg: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that if you can swing $200K for anything, you have no trouble getting tail. Of course I have to guess. more » JC Whitless: I officially retract my bird theory. More news to follow. There was no bird. I am going forward with a new theory that it was Nicolas Cages hair. #... more » HoonThatFerrari: Aww shit... Get your towels ready, and grab yo'self a bottle (yeah!), Everybody in the place hit the muthaf*ckin' throttle (yeah!), But stay on your m... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Are you sure it's not a re-make of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with a Bug instead of a Esprit? Or maybe Aqua-man had cashed in his shares in Hanna Barbera... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: watercar.com... by DoucheMan. I need to have my douche meters re-calibrated after this. #amphibiouscars more » Blue387: Car? What car? #amphibiouscars more » fuhteng: Did anyone else think porn-music when they heard it? #amphibiouscars more » -
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Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
Yesterday we shared with you many reader theories regarding the Bugatti Veyron lake crash, crash video and post crash photos. And now we have an on-the-scene report from Jalopnik reader ChristopherSchull. Will he find pelican remains? -
#amphibiouscars
Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
Capable of running 0-to-60 MPH in just 4.5 seconds and floating, we can't help but think Bugatti Guy should have bought a Watercar Python. Then, the lake plunge could have simply been a flamboyant attempt to pick up chicks. More » -
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Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
There's been lots of speculation over the Bugatti Veyron lake crash, especially after the crash video and post-crash photos surfaced. Motor Trend's Mike Floyd calls it "a Zapruder film for car guys." He's right. Some reader theories below. More » -
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EXCLUSIVE: First Post-Lake Crash Bugatti Veyron Photo
We saw the aftermath of the Bugatti Veyron lake crash and then video of the crash itself, and now we have this first photo of the would-be amphibious car on dry land after-the-fact. It's definitely soggy. UPDATE: New mega-gallery below! More » -
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EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
Andy House isn't just the man who crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a lake. He's also the man who owns the repaired Ferrari Enzo crashed by actor Eddie Griffin. Holy super car t-shirt meme crash overload! More » -
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EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
Remember the amazing $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron lake crash blamed on a low-flying pelican? We have the video of it happening and there's not a freaking pelican in sight. UPDATE: The driver responds! More » -
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$1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Crashes Into Texas Lake
Driving weather's been perfect in southeast Texas lately, so it's anyone's guess how this genius skipped his million-dollar-plus Bugatti Veyron off the road and right into a freaking lake. Despite the cost, Veyrons certainly aren't amphibious. Hilarious UPDATE below! More » -
#24hoursoflemons
The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009
LeMons race #20 took place last weekend, and we saw a BMW win for the third time. That brings BMW closer to Mazda's and Toyota's five LeMons wins apiece. Let's go check out the other 122 cars now! More » -
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11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
After eclipsing the destroyed Team SCHWING Corolla yesterday, Team GT$500 Celica grabbed the top slot and refuses to relinquish power. At the same time, one of the RX-7 teams grapples with a puzzle. More » -
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Three Hours In, SCHWING Corolla FX16 Leads!
Remember these guys? They're leading the race with their California-built Toyota, to nobody's surprise. So much could happen between now and tomorrow afternoon, of course! Jump away for complete standings. More » -
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The Race Is On!
The green flag just dropped at the 2009 Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons, and a half-dozen cars have already conked out on the track. More » -
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Timelapse Video Of Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
The BumperCamâ„¢ timelapse video of the Lamest Day LeMons BS Inspection was so much fun that I decided to set up the camera for yesterday's inspection in Texas. More » -
#crashweek
School Bus Plunges Into Pond With Swim Team On Board
A school bus crashed into a roadside stock pond in Heath, Texas yesterday. Thankfully, the students were members of the swim team and able to swim to safety. Seriously. [AP via Dallas Morning News] -
#dailydui
Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
In a day marked by extreme examples of utter stupidity, Jeff Sabold wins. Sabold, allegedly drunk, drives his Ferrari onto railroad tracks and calls 911 while still inside. The amazing call below the jump. More » -
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The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Ãœber Gallery: The Japanese
Japanese cars made up nearly half the entries at the Gator-O-Rama, with 44 out of 95 vehicles coming from the Co-Prosperity Sphere. Miatas, Celicas, and RX-7s galore, of course, but that wasn't all. More » -
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The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Ãœber Gallery: The Europeans
As always, there was no shortage of BMW E30s at the last LeMons race, but we also saw representatives of British Leyland, German subsidiaries of the Detroit Big Three, and a whole squadron of Saabs. More » -
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24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama 2009 Ãœber Gallery: The Americans
As you know, American-made vehicles took four of the top five places at the 24 Hours Of LeMons Gator-O-Rama, and the Stars And Stripes flew proudly over the Index Of Effluency winner as well. More » -
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The Top 95 Lemons Of The Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours Of LeMons
For the first time ever, Detroit iron dominated a 24 Hours Of LeMons event, with American-built machinery taking four of the top five positions (if you consider a California-built Corolla to be American-built, that is). More » -
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Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours Of LeMons Judges Geared Up For Onslaught Of Cheaters
A judge doesn't really carry much authority in Texas unless he's sportin' some hardware, so Texas Stig Mike Mills was kind enough to loan us some of his. When in Rome! More » -
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Opel GT, MGB-GT To Race At Texas Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours Of LeMons, Mustang Teams Worried
The first of two 2009 Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons races will take place next month, and our 2002-driving mole inside LeMons HQ has leaked the official team list to us. More »
