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more about #taurus more comments → Blix: As undesirable as '93 Taurus may seem, the wagon is the shit. My family still owns ours, and despite looking like garbage and smelling like fish, it'... more » danio3834: I lol'd hard. Well done. #fordtaurus more » powermatic: Second only to 'Victim In Fatal Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck' as week's best Onion story. #fordtaurus more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: The Onion rocks. Not all of their 'articles' are humorous, and I don't like all of them, either, but I laugh a few times, typically quite-heartily, w... more » Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: Normally I'm a big fan of the Onion. Jim Anchower is like a hero to me and I revel in Jean Teasdales torrents of lameness. This clip though.... I j... more » sos10: hilarious #fordtaurus more » maximum-sienna: Not really funny. Used cars make sense for people who can't afford new. If you didn't know that before hand, then there's a reason why your house an... more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: please god let this be true..... i will even shell out the extra 257 dollars i don't have to get the 5-speed sho model!!! aww crap... the onion leads... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I laughed, I cried. Too true to be funny. #fordtaurus more » Elhigh: Like actual onions, I don't consider The Onion very funny. Jalopnik does an excellent job of planting the tongue firmly in the cheek, raising the eye... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: No, No, No. You can't put lipstick on a mid-size FWD pig and whore it out. That's just wrong. What are you going to do with 400HP though the front ... more » 64deville: Looks pretty good, then again the factory SHO looks pretty good too. tv screens in headrests are ridiculous. tv screens in cars are kind of stupid i... more » brandegee: Never noticed before that the new Taurus still had that good ol' e-brake pedal. Been driving foreign iron too long I guess. more » TR3-A: Now if they had just put that sweet mill in the back seat, driving the rear wheels, they'd have something. A 400 hp FWD car? Undrivable. #mobsteel more » bmoreDLJ: I kinda like it. The grille is kinda boring, but better than the has-nothing-to-do-with-anything grille of the stock taurus. #mobsteel more » -
#lolcars
Ford Unveils New 1993 Taurus For 2010 Model Year!
The Onion News Network covered Ford's exciting unveil of the 1993 Taurus for the 2010 model year. At $650 it's designed to fulfill the needs of Americans in challenging economic times. Video below. More » -
#sema
Mobsteel Bags 400HP Taurus SHO
The new Ford Taurus SHO is a pretty sweet ride, but the fellas at Mobsteel have gotten their hands on one and blacked it out, smoothed things over and slammed it to the ground. We're not sure about this one. More » -
#sema
The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
Just because there'll be a slew of custom 2010 Ford Mustangs at SEMA doesn't mean the rest of Ford's lineup won't be represented. Some custom Taurus SHOs, Transit Connects, Fusions and Foci will also get the tuner-car treatment. More » -
#quoteoftheday
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#adwatch
Ford Taurus, SHO Ad Campaign More About Toys, Less About Driving
Ford kicks off their new ad campaigns for the 2010 Ford Taurus and the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO August 4th. The campaign targets "discerning customers" focused on "technology, innovation and style." They're so tech-focused they've embedded tech in their ads. More » -
#engineoftheday
Engine Of The Day: Ford (Yamaha) SHO V6
It seems that at least a couple of Taurus SHOs show up to any given 24 Hours Of LeMons race, so I've become quite familiar with the sound of this engine at full scream. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
2010 Ford Taurus: First Drive
The 2010 Ford Taurus wants to become to full-size sedans what the F-150 is to trucks: the standard by which all others are judged. That's an incredibly ambitious goal for an utterly conventional car. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
2010 Ford Taurus SHO: First Drive
Normally, when we review an exciting new performance car, we like to use a dramatic burnout shot. Unfortunately, the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO barely chirps its front wheels on its 5.2-second trip to 60 MPH. More » -
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#carpr0n
New Taurus SHO's Torque-gasmic EcoBoost Engine, Exploded!
Ford's exploded the 365 HP, 350 lb-ft o' torque 3.5-liter EcoBoost powerplant underneath the hood of the new 2010 Ford Taurus SHO to show us the bits n' pieces creating this sick torque curve. More details below. More » -
#cartech
New Ford Taurus Watches Your Back End
Using "cross-traffic alert," the new 2010 Taurus will, in the words of Ford engineer Kelly Kohlstrand, "alert the driver if a vehicle is coming on to you from the rear." But what if you're single and looking? -
#firstdrive
2010 Ford Taurus SHO, Driven
Esquire's gotten the scoop on every automotive outlet, getting Ezra Dyer behind the wheel for an exclusive test drive of the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO. So, what's everyone's favorite hired driving gun think? More » -
#carmusic
Ford Designers Get Musically Inspired During 2010 Taurus Design Process
The "Mozart Effect" is a term used by Alfred Tomatis for his belief listening to Mozart's melodies can make you smarter. Ford's designers apparently took this approach, with a modern twist, while designing the 2010 Ford Taurus. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
2010 Lincoln MKS EcoBoost: First Drive
Rather than a pedestrian 3.7-liter V6, the 2010 Lincoln MKS EcoBoost provides a rip-roaring 355 HP twin-turbo V6 that'll get 24+ MPG. Minus tweaks, it's the same setup we'll see in the Ford Taurus SHO. More » -
#carsafety
Ford Taurus Simulates Parking Lot Carnage
After little-Suzy-homemaker loses control of her fully-loaded-by-110-pounds-of-groceries shopping cart, will it set off the side airbags on your 2010 Ford Taurus at a speed of 10 MPH? Let's find out. More » -
#downonthejunkyard
Groovalicious Purple Princess Of Peace Art Car Falls On Hard Times, Faces Crusher
As a general rule, I'm not a huge fan of the "glue random crap all over a generic vehicle" school of art car creation. Still, it's sad to see such a car in the junkyard. More » -
#2010hennesseytaurussho
Hennessey Tunes New SHO Taurus
In a move that'll surely light some fires in the SHO revival camp, Hennessey Motorsports will get their hands dirty and molest the newly-announced 2010 Ford Taurus SHO. More » -
#spyphotos
2010 Ford Taurus SHO: Super-Taurus Shows Off In Sun
The Ford Taurus SHO is back, and here's further proof. These photos show the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO, which we expect to see revealed next month in Chicago, doing some humid weather testing in Florida. More » -
#2010fordtaurus
2010 Ford Taurus Dealer Ordering Guide Leaked, Confirms EcoBoost
We've managed to get our hands on the dealer ordering guide for the all-new 2010 Ford Taurus, which breaks down the options and confirms an EcoBoost model, possibly the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO.
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