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more about #taunus more comments → MushyHeirloom: It rocks back and forth, bending the rusted-out strut towers nearly to their breaking points, when you slam the door in frustration. I bet pulling off... more » General Halfshaftery: They used to be pretty common here in Canada, that is until they imploded into rust dust. There was an "Executive" model available, it was offered onl... more » Graverobber: Good, but this is a better Stellar video: more » Rust-MyEnemy: When I was 5, and my neighbour had one of these, I thought it was the coolestest car in the whole world. But I'm OK now. Since then, I've learnt some ... more » sos10: Less Than Stellar would have been more appropriate. more » Comrade Teargaskov: Little Hyundai, you've come a long way. more » Maymar: I haven't seen a Stellar in years, but I saw two different Hyundai Ponys within five minutes of each other earlier this week. more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I always wanted one of these, because I can't afford the repair bills of a Maserati Quattroporte III. Thanks Giugiaro! more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Stella! Talk about your Streetcar Named Lack of Desire. more » -
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PCH, German Hellwagons Of Finland Edition: Taunus or Turbo Kadett?
In a not very shocking development, the Lincoln Mark VIIchero outclassed and out-helled the drag-racing '73 El Camino in yesterday's Choose Your Eternity poll, and we're sure everyone needs a breather from cartrucks after yesterday's madness. So what do we need? Station wagons, of course! And not just any station wagons- we're looking at old German station wagons... from Finland. You want umlauts? Wë'll gïvë ÿöü ümläüts! Finland must be the most umlaut-happy nation on the face of the earth. And rust? Oh yeah, Finland boasts excellent conditions for encouraging iron and oxygen atoms to get together and party. We can all thank Turbobrick for finding these ads and translating them for us; a PCH Tipster T-shirt will soon be arriving at his hut in the birch forests... that is, if the mailman can get through 20-foot snowdrifts. More »
