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more about #stupidcriminals more comments → cgates1: It's worth reminding everyone that "DUI" doesn't mean drunk. It's a legal definition that is not directly correlated with impairment for any particul... more » GreenN_Gold: Wrong way on a 1-way, under age, DUI, multiple fake ID's, open containers in car.....but the only surprising part of the whole story? "Released to hi... more » VeeArrrSix: Neck lanyard for key chain? Nice. Livestrong bracelet? Mmmm kay. Having to take a Breathalyzer while dressed as a Breathalyzer? Oh the sweet irony... ... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I especially like the fact that the PD was going along with the Halloween spirit by lighting him up in a creepy fashion from the side/bottom. #stupidc... more » Ash78, cube farmer: Any bets on which fraternity was holding the party? In any case, looks like he was trying to find a clever way to get out of the Elephant Walk. Good ... more » FrankGrimes: After he was pulled over his first words were. "This sucks." #stupidcriminals more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Is that a "Livestrong" bracelet? I didn't realize people were still wearing those. #stupidcriminals more » oddseth: Question of the day: Is this an example of poetic justice or irony in its purest form? #stupidcriminals more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Well, blow me down. Too bad the design of the costume didn't allow for self-testing. Fella could have saved himself a lot of trouble. #stupidcriminals more » Scandinavian Flick: He is about to become the first breathalyzer available in rectal form. #stupidcriminals more » Novaload: Somebody should explain to him that "blow" doesn't mean what he thinks it does. #stupidcriminals more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Let's hope he has yet to reproduce. Although, by looking at him, I'd say the family tree is a bamboo shoot, so sis probably has one on the way.... more » Alfisted: Yo Dawg, we heard you liked getting pounded in the *ss in a holding cell on Halloween, so... #stupidcriminals more » Ash78, cube farmer: LiverStrong! #stupidcriminals more » coupeZ600: While not defending the X5 driver in any way, my wife used to do something remotely similar while parking that she said she learned in Driver's Ed. Sh... more » -
#dailydui
Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
18-year-old James Miller, of Cincinnati was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Convenient for the officer as Miller had brought his own breathalyzer in the form of his Halloween costume. "Blow here" indeed. Oh, the irony. [NBC4] More » -
#stupidcriminals
Hyundai Gives BMW X5 Rampage Victim New Car
Last week brought us the worst BMW parking job ever, resulting in a crushed Hyundai Elantra. Hyundai Canada stepped up and gave the Elantra's owner a new one. Aww, isn't PR cute? [AutoNorth.ca] -
#carchases
Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
Bailing on a moving stolen vehicle in the middle of a car chase makes you a bad criminal. Bailing on a moving stolen vehicle with your girlfriend still inside makes you an awful boyfriend. Defending the driver? You're Dylan Ratigan. -
#stupidcriminals
Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview! More » -
#television
Fairlane-Driving Cops Take No Guff From Gibberish-Ass Hippie Dope Fiends
What kind of car would a couple of no-nonsense plainclothes Los Angeles cops drive in 1967? Forget those big lumbering full-size sedans! Joe Friday and Bill Gannon insisted on a snappy-looking '67 Fairlane. More » -
#carcrime
Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
It goes without saying that we thoroughly approve of a late-80s Sedan DeVille with the full-on pimp treatment. However, when John Law suspends your license, you don't try to drive said car from the courthouse. More » -
#offbeatnews
Boldest Hoon In Australia Performs Burnouts At Police Graduation
A man in Adelaide was ticketed and his car impounded after he performed repeated burnouts in the parking lot of a police academy during their graduation ceremony. Dumb. More » -
#carcrime
Man Released From Prison, Carjacks Vehicle In Parking Lot
On December 14th, Sean L. Hawkins Jr. walked out of Prince George's County Jail in Maryland on his own recognizance. He immediately carjacked a Toyota 4Runner because he "needed a ride home from jail." -
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#stupidcriminals
Attempted Murderer Attempts Escape In Semi, Fails Again
Vernon Jones had managed to elude a warrant for attempted murder for 15 years until his delivery route brought him back through Maryland. You can guess what happened next. -
#ivemadeahugetinymistake
Drunk Woman Pulled Over By Ambulance
An ambulance crew in Nevada found a new way to save lives by pulling over a woman apparently too drunk to realize EMTs don't have arresting powers or notice the gas nozzle sticking out of the tank on her Subaru wagon.
