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more about #stolenhearse more comments → MushyHeirloom: more » SundaySunday: Some years back, there was a blue early '70s Cadillac hearse for sale in the Car Corral of the Detroit Autorama. I thought to myself, "how cool a proj... more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Now if it were Harold's Jag E-type hearse mod from Harold and Maude, I could see the appeal... more » Cognitive Friction: I've seen people do some crazy things to qualify for the carpool lane, but this... more » Novaload: Did this guy even know the deceased? Just randomly ruining a funeral? Dead man hooning! I liked the joke, btw. more » Sloop_John_B: Maybe he just had a date with the corpse for a few stiff drinks... more » Graverobber: Back in the day, I used to drive an ambulance. We used to just leave the keys in it when we got to the hospital, making for fast getaways when necessa... more » Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.: I live in Florida now, and I fail to see anything unusual about this story :) Business as usual... Did the amazing Monster Hearse start life as a 1959... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: I bet he was an Australian. Ever since Ned Kelly, those guys have always been big hearse-thieves. more » Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable: And I for one, am shocked, shocked I tell ya, that this happened in Florida. [/sarcasm] Seriously, what is up with that state, anyway? more » Rust-MyEnemy: I Hooned Hallandale Beach in a hearse with no name, Would be good if I had a brain, In Florida no-one can remember their name, Early onset of Alzheime... more » Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable: Thanks to the quick work of arresting officer Trooper Tom Skeritt, the suspect was also charged with driving without a license, posession of a stolen ... more » Elhigh: Oh, wait - I get it now. Now it all makes sense. Florida. more » Elhigh: I've made some tasteless jokes, but how could I add to this? I mean, the guy came back! With his Bible! Buddy, I don't think the Bible's going to help... more » smalleyxb122: That monster hearse RULZ! Oh, right. Blah, blah, idiot, blah blah steals a hearse, blah, blah, John Sununu. Someday, I will own a hearse. This is no... more » -
#hoonoftheday
Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
Our nominee for Hoon of the Day goes to the Florida man who stole a hearse during a funeral service. Yes, we said during the service.
