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more about #stephencolbert more comments → Mobius: This will be the next big rap phenomenon: "I got pockets full of hundred dollar bills, People see me rolling in my diamond grills, My subwoofer in th... more » GreenN_Gold: According to Ron Burgundy, your leather interior could find a nice home in San Diego. #stephencolbert more » mytdawg: Might be worth it just to hear a car salesman say "What will it take to get you into the whale penis today?" #stephencolbert more » Rabbi Dave: Forgot to mention that the guy's on the Jason Ellis show on Sirius XM Faction were talking about this last week. Although I think they might have pick... more » Uncle Bo: After all these years, we finally know the truth behind "rich Corinthian leather". Turns out, "Corinth" is actually a code word. Who knew? #stephenc... more » Alf, in pog form: If you spill ice cream on the seats do not scrub them too vigorously or you may end up with a greater mess than you started with. #stephencolbert more » Ash78, cube farmer: "Dude, that's a pretty dorky interior!" "Shut up, I paid a million-five for this!" #stephencolbert more » Old Grimey: Although I am a registered Democrat, I don't share the enthusiasm and love of "The Colbert Report" and shows of its ilk like some of the other left-le... more » AlfaCharger: I remember Moore's TV Nation Corporate Challenge. He tried to get the CEO's of GM, Ford and Chrysler to change the oil in one of their vehicles. The o... more » flim: I fail to see why all of you are posting these negative comments here.....Dont you want CEO's who run their companies into the ground to get fired? If... more » Jo Schmo: cant have a michael moore post without this: + Watch video more » chitownguy: I thought "Family Guy" recently established that Michael Moore is really just Fred Savage in disguise. more » smalleyxb122: Nader has really let himself go. more » beercheck: Somebody just laid a giant turd on my Jalopnik. more » lilwillie: All about perceptions. Moore's perception is everything sucks and bitching about it with no solution is the proper way to fix problems. I've driven th... more » -
#selfreferential
Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
As far as The Colbert Report's concerned, we must be the web site obsessed with the cult of car phallus. First, for Hummers and last night, for our sumptuous Russian whale penis leather interior. Whatever works, right? [TheColbertReport (14:20 in)]
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#carpocalypse
Michael Moore: "The Commander-in-Chief...is now Mr. Goodwrench." Does Stephen Colbert know? [MichaelMoore via Autoblog]
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#subaruoutback
Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
Though the Subaru Outback is attempting to make a name for itself on the track, we all know a more prominent conventional wisdom about always-rugged Subarus. Unfortunately, Stephen doesn't get the real joke: this Subaru. -
