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more about #soccer more comments → Novaload: Well, small minds are pleased by trifles, to borrow from Ovid. Tiny children, jackdaws, packrats, bimbos and himbos, bowerbirds--they all just love sh... more » Mobius: I, for one, support the Premier League salary caps. But then again, we wouldn't be having such interesting conversations on Jalopnik without those cra... more » Mobius: They so deserve this (along with many other footballers) more » Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Yet another person taking one of the most hideous-in-stock-trim cars ever built, and making it even more soul-scarring. Great. I'm waiting for the own... more » Cognitive Friction: I imagine the owner of a chromed SLR discusses the size of his penis in the same terms the rest of us use to discuss our belly buttons: "innie" or "ou... more » John Krewson: There's a lot I don't understand about Association Football, but I'm glad to see that pro-athlete tastelessness knows no country. more » sir_pantsalot: Carlos Teves drives an ice cream truck. The ice cream truck makes it easier to attract then eat small children. more » Kirk Douglas: And yet, these still have less chrome than my '58 Edsel. more » ChiSwede: Am I safe to assume that if someone slightly bumps one of these while they're driving it, it goes into a 3 block barrel roll? more » Skunky: Okay, you english types aren't allowed to make fun of US Football anymore after this. At least a pimped out Escalade doesn't look like a "Steely Dan." more » Franzouse: Henry, Makelele, Gallas are all known for being car nuts, but Djibril Cisse is probably the most extreme car nut: I never said he had good taste. Of... more » Deartháir II: It's the only way to be sure it's protected from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan when they throw eggs at it. /OMG, you guys, that's like SO mature. more » engineerd: This is really going to piss Adebayor off. That boy's ego is out of control and now he won't have the most unique car in the lot at Arsenal Stadium. ... more » combat chuck: If I ever see one of these (without going blind, that is), it will be very difficult to resist the temptation to leave a few of my greasiest fingerpri... more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Somebody cobble together a joke involving a chrome car, German plates, a British owner, and terrible parking jobs. I'm gonna go eat some lunch, and I... more » -
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Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
Arsenal Defender William Gallas paid $535,000 for this chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren. He's not the only English footballer. Blackburn Rovers Striker Ello Hadji Diouf paid $642,000 for his. Dear god, make it stop. More »
