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more about #smart more comments → adhir: luckily, driving a prius is a sure way to make sure noone wants to have sex with you. more » bobvilla: now lets do a post on best cars for group sex. more » More Ron: Disagree on scion tC. When it came out, it was spelled out explicitly in the press release that the front seats fold flat to create a "unique conversa... more » Mobius: To have sex IN? Isn't Jalopnik more into the cars to have sex WITH? more » pidgeonsplatz: Any car my wife is in!!! more » stuntdriver: the best option to have sex... more » ragtopdodge: Here's something your daughter's boyfriend will be driving; only b/c payback's a beatch! more » IN THE FACE!: Well, provided you went against these recommendations and had sex in an Atom anyway, you could just hose it out when you were done! more » MrGoodCat: That lady looks like she's tried a few times. and failed more » TR3-A: I wa going to add the TR3 but when you own a TR3, you are too busy driving and repairing the car thave sex. I know. more » Dhillaz 2.0: I don't know why there's such a stigmatism associated with wagons...this is exactly the 'activity' they were designed for! more » AmishJohn: You have to realllllly have a thing for midgets to get it on in a Fiero. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Regular-cab, compact pickup...a real compact pickup (pre-2000 Toyota/Nissan-Datsun)...if it's raining/cold/you are a mosquito magnet. more » Blue387: People who willingly buy an Aveo do not deserve to have sex. more » TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: That's what the hood is for, gentlemen. more » -
#lolcars
Ten Worst Cars To Have Sex In
Earlier this week, the masculoids at Ask Men released their list of the ten best cars to have sex in — complete with positions. After careful deliberation we're prepared to warn you off these ten worst, complete with reasons. More » -
#carfire
Greek Wildfires Claim Lives Of Numerous Cars
Amazingly, there have been no deaths in the wildfires that erupted on the outskirts of Athens, Greece. The only casualties so far have been automobiles, but we still weep. Can you help us identify the bodies below? More » -
#woodwarddreamcruise
The Right Way to Drive a Smart Car at the Woodward Dream Cruise
While the Smart is a road car, the Woodward Dream Cruise is definitely not where it was designed to travel. There is, however, a way to pull off the most unlikely trick of cruising in one here. More » -
#lolcars
Latest Dutch Craze: Tossing Smart ForTwos Into A Canal
Thought you and your friends in high school were funny when you turned old Mr. Johnson's Beetle sideways in its spot? Well brother, you have nothing on the hooligans tossing defenseless parked Smart ForTwos into Amsterdam's canals. More » -
#ifeelgassy
Smart ForTwo EV Going On Sale In UK, Testing In Other Euro Cities
The Smart ForTwo EV has made it through fleet testing and because of the popular response will now be available in limited numbers for public sale. It's still tiny and expensive, but now even slower! More » -
#carpocalypse
Smart To Offer U.S. Buyers Incentives For First Time
With low sales due partly to relatively lower fuel prices, Smart plans to offer U.S. ForTwo buyers incentives for the first time, starting with 4.2% financing for loans of up to 60 months. Next they'll try free fuzzy dice. [AutoNews] -
#spyphotos
Stillborn Smart "ForMore" SUV Concept Found In Shed
Ever wondered what the SmartUV would have looked like? Well here it is. Luckily, Smart chose to stick with making crappy small cars instead of crappy slightly bigger ones. More » -
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#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
Brabus Roadster Coupé: The Daily Driver of the Man Who Designed the McLaren F1
The REVA G-Wiz is tiny indeed but not very cool. How about something a hair larger but with a lot more style and power. Like maybe the Brabus Roadster Coupé. More » -
#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
What’s the Point of Urban Microcars?
Remember the REVA G-Wiz pitted in an uneven fight against the Ariel Atom? The Atom may be the cooler car but when it comes to parking, the G-Wiz triumphs. More » -
#crashtestfunnies
IIHS Small Car Test: Three Gruesome Slow-Motion Crash Videos
This morning's IIHS report on the shocking finding that little cars don't take well to colliding, at speed, with bigger cars? Now we have the crash videos. Let's take a look at all three below. More » -
#carsharingiscaring
Daimler car2go Smart Car Rental Program Launching In Austin This Fall
Daimler has announced plans for a short term rental program hitting Austin, Texas in the fall called car2go. Users will get street-side or reservation access to parked Smart ForTwos. More » -
#customcars
The BatSmart Is As Silly As It Sounds
"Hey, why not make a Batmobile out of a Smart ForTwo?" This obviously inspired-by-narcotics statement is what created this: The BatSmart. More » -
#smartev
Tesla To Supply Battery Packs For The Smart EV
We've just learned Tesla will support its troubled business by building 1,000 Smart EV battery packs and chargers for Mercedes. More » -
#adwatch
Honda Gets Smart With Scooter Ad
A Miami ad student's created a print advertisement for Honda's 50cc Metropolitan scooter and we’ve got to say, it’s pretty smart. More »
