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more about #silly more comments → Novaload: Well, they are British, so I guess a tea bag is in order. more » targataco: Wow...am I reading this correctly? No one has made a woman driver joke yet? more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: I'm in agreement with DUSTYSTRINGS; that's not Eiffel Tower, that's at best a clumsy attempt at auto sixty-nine. However, I really think it's just a b... more » BMRFILE: The Mercedes needs to get some standards. It's like a hot chick getting completely tanked at a club and hooks up with a guy that looks like Jack Black. more » dustystrings: I never thought I would witness an auto '69 session. I feel dirty. more » BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Kind of incest. more » Mad_Science: Everyone knows Neons had trouble blowing headgaskets... more » sos10: A typical case of Morgenlatte. more » jjj7088: Is that SLR guy's Father? more » ab3: Does anyone else find it funny that these people are neighbors but one of them drives a Merc and the other drives a Neon?? Granted its one of the "che... more » MushyHeirloom: Who buys a Benz subcompact, anyway? That's the real WTF here. Give up and buy an honest hatchback. more » smalleyxb122: Often overlooked by environmental groups is the lowered inhibitions inherent with ethanol consumption. That Benz is never going to live this one down.... more » Pete Gaines: The Neon owner is an American expat. What kind of dumbass moves to Yurp and buys a Neon? That's even worse than a European buying a Neon, I think. He'... more » Omaxem: Someone in the UK bought a Neon. That's funny right there. more » J-2-da-B: arn't daimler & crysler divorced? or is this a little "ex" R&R in a place in between them?! more » -
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Mercedes Mounts Dodge Neon, We Giggle
This forcible humping of a Mercedes and Neon resulted when a woman was trying to perform a three-point turn. Looks to us like the Mercedes was trying to pull off the coveted Eiffel Tower instead. More »
