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more about #sexwithcars more comments → Mobius: This is worse than Spielberg and Lucas raping Indiana Jones or the Chinese invasion plan of the USA. I say we shoot them "there". more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: First, let me start off by saying that I did watch the entire thing. I tend to look at things like this less from a repulsive point of view and more ... more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Why, oh, why did the preview frame have to be of a WA plate? /hangs head in shame for the people he shares a state with... at least I don't live in Ne... more » MushyHeirloom: Cars don't talk back. They're just four-wheeled friends now. more » nadnarb: I'm not sure if I should watch or not. I just feel weird inside like I'll cross a line that was never meant to be crossed. Sorta like 2 Girls 1 Cup. more » Novaload: I saw some of this on the original BBC broadcast. Just started watching thinking, what, not really?! and quickly moved on to WTF!? Hard to tell how mu... more » lilwillie: If I caught this guy violating my Camaro I would shot him on sight and not feel a bit bad about it. more » ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.: As a Psych minor (many years ago), I can rationally understand that objectiphelia exists. I am, however, as creeped out as everyone else. I only watc... more » Graverobber: My car makes me feel as though I'm alive What more beautiful conveyance is there to drive Its athletic lines at rear conjoin And stir deep feelings wi... more » Flathead Smith: I hope this is not the direction Jalopnik is headed because those other car websites suck. more » .357: I had to stop after I saw him with the 911. I died a little on the inside when I thought about what he did with that great car. more » philibuster: If it was with chicks, it would be fine. As it stands, please never post this again. more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Hey! Is this your trick to turn us into dragons? I don't think I'm going to watch this. I don't think I can bring myself to do it. Don't watch it- it ... more » PatFromGundo: I watched this on BBC America a while back. Wow. Creepy lion guy makes me wish I had a garage. more » ChiSox219: I will take a Ferrari over ANY woman. more » -
#dragons
My Car Is My Lover: Dragons Get Documentary
Ever needed the whole Dragons thing explained in an hour-long documentary? Yeah, us neither, but England's Channel 5 has done just that with "My Car Is My Lover." NSFW More »
