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more about #sex more comments → Turboner: I'm sure if you visited www.trackdays.com, you'd find most would prefer trackdays over sex. I, however, prefer them before. more » littleYodaPickup: Do I love my truck more than sex? No. But you have to take availability into account here. You see, I'm married, and we all know what that means. I do... more » MaWeiTao: I think we need to clarify that they mean American men who visit PickupTrucks.com more » scroggzilla raids again: Thank God I'm a fake American. more » Ehrich Blackhound: "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile." -- Ferris Bueller more » sos10: Recent men that study reveal that their women show personality. more » diskreet: I wouldn't enjoy sex either if my penis was 2" long. more » superbadd75, now I remember why I left...: Studies in southern regions find a drastic change in results when men are asked if they favor their trucks over sex with their pets. more » JeepyJayhawk: So a survey performed by pickup truck lovers on a pickup truck lovers website proved that people love their pickups... Must have been the easiest sam... more » TimTim: A recent survey of men, of all ages, has revealed that 92% of all men lie in surveys. more » EMPM, Esq.: If I had to stereotype the entire PickupTrucks.com reader base, I would say it is probably because 1) their wives are fat pains in the asses, 2)their ... more » skaycog was here: This is how trucks get flipped. Ask the Dutch. more » Deartháir II: Trucks, no... but I did tell someone that I'd leave her for an Eleanor Mustang. She retorted with, "Well what about an Aston-Martin?" "Okay, yes, th... more » lilwillie: Well. I can say that my Truck is very important to me. It was my first vehicle I owned. It does have a nickname. I would at times rather take the truc... more » Uncle Bo: DO HAVES: Pickup truck Television Jalopnik DO NOT HAVES: Girlfriend/wife/SO Pet Job Volvo Enormous gap (according to FP) So, yeah, I like my truck b... more » -
#mothertrucker
American Men Love Pickup Trucks More Than Sex, Pets
A very revealing survey of truck owners performed by PickupTrucks.com found a majority of them prefer their trucks to sex, pets and television. More » -
#lolcars
Ten Worst Cars To Have Sex In
Earlier this week, the masculoids at Ask Men released their list of the ten best cars to have sex in — complete with positions. After careful deliberation we're prepared to warn you off these ten worst, complete with reasons. More » -
#buckleup
Girls In Seat Belts Fetish: Equal Parts Creepy, Hot
As far as fetishes go, girls in seat belts makes sense to us, it's also probably one of the safest. All we know is, we bet you'll never look at a seat belt the same way after this NSFW mega-gallery. More » -
#dragons
My Car Is My Lover: Dragons Get Documentary
Ever needed the whole Dragons thing explained in an hour-long documentary? Yeah, us neither, but England's Channel 5 has done just that with "My Car Is My Lover." NSFW More » -
#lolcars
UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
Remember when a Michigan man was arrested after police caught him making sexy time with a car wash vacuum cleaner? Well his name is Jason LeRoy Savage and he just got 90 days in jail. More » -
#dragons
Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
If you were one of the 12 people who watched "Southland Tales" then you know what's coming: a pair of SUVs. Literally. And yes, it's NSFW. More » -
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#howtohavesexinacar
How To Have Sex In A Car: A Video Guide
Our new favorite website, Howcast, takes on a how-to every parent dreads and every teenager delights in — how to have sex in a car. While we like to think nature taking its course would tend to work out most of the mechanics of the situation, there are some useful tips for the novice and pro alike. We especially like the tongue-in-cheek background images they managed to sneak into the cleverly produced short. Remember kids, don't do anything we wouldn't do. Not safe for work if your coworkers look down on the showing of a little leg, the word "sex" or you're a practicing Catholic who goes into convulsions at the sight of condoms spilling from a glove box. More »
