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more about #schumacher more comments → PatFromGundo: Think they'll let him have #4? more » Brian: So, who's gonna play Stig, then? Does Jezzer know about this?!? more » mr_dude: So what? All retired people drive mercs. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I've like F1 so much more since he retired. And an Alles Deutscher Mercedes team might annoy a lot of people. But maybe Bernie would put on a Sudete... more » Maxichamp: F*&&! Will Driver's Champions please stop taking away Nick Heidfeld's spot? First Button took his spot at McLaren, now the Chin at Merc GP?! more » Elhigh: Sit your ass back down on the bench, Brett, er, Lance, er...who is it this time? more » DoctorNine: So this is like when you break up with that chick that you thought wasn't all that, and then you start getting lonely on Saturday night, and you tell ... more » tenbeers: Schumacher looks like Parker Lewis in that photo. /and now you'll have that theme song stuck in your head all morning #ferrari more » Pessimippopotamus: It's inevitable, so I'll just come out and say it. "crack"pipe. #ferrari more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Presenter in middle: "And here, on my left, we have an example of how not to dress.- regardless of how much money you have." Presenter: "Moving along... more » Scandinavian Flick: Too bad it wasn't a Lamborghini. Then it could be a bull in a China shop. www.instantrimshot.com #ferrari more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Oh- so it's a profit scheme. Now I get it. Well boy- that sure does take the pressure off. #ferrari more » sos10: [en.wikipedia.org] more » Uncle Bo: Eventhough I knew it was coming, and feel like others it's a bit of a stunt, the audience seemed thrilled in seeing their once and forever racing hero... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: They maybe throwing us off the scent... ...I was looking at various driving body language. Ben Collins was a likely Stig because his arm are fairly el... more » -
#formulaone
Report: Michael Schumacher Talking To Mercedes About F1 Comeback
Cold hearted killer and David Hasselhoff enthusiast Michael Schumacher is reportedly in talks with Mercedes about coming back to F1. Guess all that talk of replacing Felipe Massa made him pine for his glory days. [PlanetF1] -
#auctions
Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
Here's the plan: paint Song Dynasty Ge Kiln pottery patterns on a Ferrari 599, call it the "China" then auction it off for a cool $1.8 million at a Beijing gala event of Ferrari owners swooning over Michael Schumacher. More » -
#topgear
And The Stig Is...
The first episode of Top Gear Season 13 is airing in the UK right now, but we can already reveal the true identity of The Stig. His identity below...if you can handle the spoiler. More » -
#adwatch
We all know that seven-time Formula One Champ Michael Schumacher loves to race taxis to the airport. But apparently when he goes out for a drink, he lets the cab driver take the wheel. Schumacher has just produced this short spot in partnership with Bacardi to encourage responsible drinking. It will be shown internationally, though we doubt that means you'll see it on your telly in the states.
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