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more about #savetheenzos more comments → lilwillie: Ahhhh Mr. Coincidence. I've never believed in you. This smells fishy now, and it isn't because of the Smally in the center counsel. #bugattiveyron more » Alfisted: 1) Buy Veyron 2) Submerge Veyron 3) Collect insurance for Veyron 4) Repair Veyron in your supercar shop 5) Sell Veyron 6) Profit! #bugattiveyron more » HoonThatFerrari: "It is by far the nicest car that I have ever owned, looking to replace it now!" "As soon as the insurance company tells me they're going to cover ov... more » Pessimippopotamus: It's not ironic. It's one of those things where you turn your hobby into a job. Repairing and selling your salvaged cars. more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: This is why he can't have nice things. #bugattiveyron more » JC Whitless: He hit a bird. Nuff said. #bugattiveyron more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Must suck to be one of your own clients in this biz. Idiot. #bugattiveyron more » HoonThatFerrari: OOOOoookayama... where the Enzos come sweepin' down the street, And the flamin' wreck sure smells like heck, When the crash is this complete, OOOOooo... more » Sloop_John_B: Considering the damage, there must be some serious pussy hidden behind that guard rail somewhere. more » bmoreDLJ: Some anagrams for the Ferrari Enzo Ferrari: If Error, Raze. Refrain. Earner...Roar...Fire...Friz. Rare Air, Frier Frozen. more » Nick: stickers. the enzo didn't have stickers. that is why it couldn't handle the rain. more » arto: I've seen things you would not believe. El Caminos on fire off Orion, C-beams sparkling in the Alameda streets. All these things are lost now, like ... more » tempesjo: When you grab the steering wheel You lose all self-restraint And dumbass you can't drive it You may be rich, but you're not trained No car lasts forev... more » antiDesign: I hope all the Enzos get destroyed. Ugly. more » c0de: i once crashed a 1979 accord due to some light rain..why did THAT not get air time on jalopnik ? huh ?! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO MR. HARDIGREE more » -
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EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
Andy House isn't just the man who crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a lake. He's also the man who owns the repaired Ferrari Enzo crashed by actor Eddie Griffin. Holy super car t-shirt meme crash overload! More » -
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Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
Yet another Ferrari Enzo has been destroyed, this time in Okayama, Japan. The cause of the accident? The gentle Japanese rains. More » -
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Save The Enzos: Disguise Them With Carbon Fiber!
The folks at Autogespot captured this carbon fiberish Ferrari Enzo traipsing around Maranello. But why? More »
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#cargadgets
22 Custom Jalopnik Wallpapers For Your Apple iPhone And Palm Pre
The recent release of the Apple iPhone 3GS and the Palm Pre provide a great time for these twenty-two exclusive, high-resolution Jalopnik wallpapers to you, our car-obsessive readership. Take your pick below. More » -
#supercarpocalypse
Super Carpocalypse: The 20 Exotics Destroyed So Far This Year
Whether because of the bad economy or the anger of the car gods, something's been causing super cars to explode. Here's 20 examples so far this year of the super carpocalypse claiming millions of dollars in exotic metal. More » -
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Youngest Ferrari Enzo Owner Is 23 Years Old
Cody Liebel is 23, owns a record company, and drives around in a Ferrari Enzo. We thought we'd show you his car before it ends up in Save The Enzos. [Low Rider Edge] -
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Ferrari Enzo Crashes During Rallye De Paris
Why do we even try to Save The Enzos? Yet another Ferrari Enzo's (the second in three months!) bitten the dust. This one, at least, went down respectably, competing and crashing in the Rally de Paris at Magny Cours. More » -
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Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
Do we need to print up t-shirts again? We may have to after things got hot under the collar for this once-priceless Ferrari Enzo in Okanagan Falls, BC. Horrific images and video of the Italian BBQ below. Save the Enzos! More » -
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Enzo-Wrecking Stefen Eriksson's Getting A Biopic
Everyone's favoritelaw abidingEnzo-wrecking, Swedish extortionist could potentially have a movie made of his exploits thanks in part to Wired's 2006 article, Gizmondo's Spectacular Crack-up. Does this mean another Enzo has to get wrecked? More » -
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Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
A UK pastry chef who admitted damaging Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo was sentenced to 20 weeks in jail. Frankly, we think the prosecutor should have gone for the death penalty. (h/t Brian!) [Star] -
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Stefan Eriksson Arrested In Sweden, Enzos Once More Safe
Swedish police have arrested Stefan Eriksson, thug and Enzo-destoryer, for a variety of serious crimes in his homeland. Took 'em long enough. We've only been yelling for authorities to "Save the Enzos" for, like, ever. More » -
#foundoncraigslist
Red Ferrari Enzo, 9000 Miles, Buy It Now For $1.2 Million... On Craigslist
There may have been seven Lamborghini Reventons on Jameslist, but now there's a Ferrari Enzo for sale. And get this, it's on Craigslist for a fire sale price of only $1.2 million. Save the Enzos!
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Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
The Ferrari Enzo owned by Jamiroquai's Jay Kay was brutalized by a yet unconfirmed assailant at the Brudenell Hotel in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. We've got the full damage report inside. More » -
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How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
CNBC's "House of Cards" documentary finally proves what we've suspected for some time, Eddie Griffin crashing Daniel Sadek's Ferrari Enzo for Redline caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis. See, we told you to Save The Enzos. More » -
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Exclusive: Texas Man Rebuilds $1.5 Million Ferrari Enzo Destroyed By Eddie Griffin
As part of the run-up PR-fest for Redline, a schlock-fest of a movie, actor Eddie Griffin "lost control" ( can someone say "publicity stunt?" ) of a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo and crashed it in spectacularly excruciating fashion. The car suffered major front end damage and most considered it totaled due to the delicate carbon fiber bodywork. Not Texan luxury car repair and salesman Matt Groner. No, Groner figured if he could get his hands on the Enzo, it had a fighting chance. As you can see from the picture gallery below, he was right. Jeez, who knew when we launched the "Save The Enzos" campaign, someone would actually save one? The dramatic video of the original incident, pictures of the carnage and Matt's exclusive story of how he brought the Enzo back to life are all below the jump. More »
