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more about #saginaw more comments → beercheck: Well, hello there, Sexy. more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Delusions of grandeur if he thinks a car vacuum hose would provide a snug fit... if in fact it WOULD, then people would be happily paying HIM for his ... more » 6061-Tsix: God knows what he could do with a cup socket-mounted french fry holder... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Fleshlight Industries™ 3363 Carnality Way Fresno, Ca 93650 Dear Mr. Savage, Thank you for expressing interest in the current R&D Program. We ha... more » OldeEnglishD: I would have gone with the Flow-be defense. I thought it was a Flow-be and my pubes needed a trim! It might have worked! more » DoctorNine: Sounds gave a fake name. LeRoy meaning 'the King', I suspect he is ACTUALLY named Jason LeRoy Sausage. Sneaky devil. What you gonna do when momma nam... more » engineerd: Well, if the vacuum didn't dress all up in chrome and have those exposed ribbed hoses hanging all over this sort of thing wouldn't happen. Damn right... more » Adidac425: So this guy is going to jail on the tax payers dime- for this? Seriously? Sure it is absolutely rediculous, but shouldn't this sort of thing warrant p... more » Pew Pew BOOM: He's got some curious eyebrows, that's for sure. Maybe it was just an experiment. more » Daniel Horney: I used to work with a guy whose sister worked in an emergency room. I guess they have all sorts of characters come in there. There were numerous stori... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Boy, I bet he thinks "this really sucks." more » Smitty: Not quite a Dragon ... lizard? more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: I sincerely hope everybody else in the jail knows exactly what he's in there for. more » Alfisted: Me love you long time... no wait... me love you for 30 seconds per quarter. more » Ash78, cube farmer: Caught red-handed by police Wait, I thought he was using the vacuum. more » -
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UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
Remember when a Michigan man was arrested after police caught him making sexy time with a car wash vacuum cleaner? Well his name is Jason LeRoy Savage and he just got 90 days in jail. More »
