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more about #russiancars more comments → bmoreDLJ: I thought Engrish was bad. This 3NGRYShZ is much worse. #russiancars more » Mobius: Now there's no reason to buy this car anymore. #russiancars more » YankBoffin: "After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all." Talk about changing direction 180°. Pam must... more » lilwillie: I have got to get a bottle of the Vodka that man is drinking! #russiancars more » OA 5599: The whale penises rubbed Pamela Anderson the wrong way. She insisted they be protected and she would not allow them to come in anyone's interior. I'm... more » TowMe: Fuk yu whale and dorphin!!!! #russiancars more » ColonelGentleman: Its a good thing too cause otherwise you'd have that fat dude from whale wars following you around throwing bottles of crap at your car. #russiancars more » jeepster4.0: i love how dutifully using the remains of a dead animal is the issue that pamela anderson is getting pissy about, not the blood diamonds that are fuel... more » ArtForge: Pam Anderson turning down whale penises. Who woulda thunk it? #russiancars more » egoods: This car, with or without whale penis, just doesn't impress me. Not that I think the Bugatti is worth a million bucks, but at least then you have a ca... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I have a feeling that this entire episode is fabricated by Ben, just an elaborate hoax that will only end with him getting shot by some Russian gangst... more » bzr: And if there's anybody who knows her way around pasty white penises, it's... #russiancars more » GreenN_Gold: I've already driven a Volga, the Siber. It was the loaner they gave me during my 60k servce. Mine had Chrysler Sebring badges on it, though. more » skulyk: I would have still prefered they used the modded version... #russiancars more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Holy panel gaps, that was awesome. But you had me at 'flying Volga'. When it's released in the US they should title it 'Flying Dragon, Hidden Volga'... more » -
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Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
It's Pamela Anderson's fault Russian custom car shop Prombron's backing away from including a whale penis leather interior on its ultimate offering, the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Help us Stephen Colbert, you're our only hope!
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Black Lightning Is The Greatest Car Movie Ever Made
Black Lightning is a movie about a crime-fighting armed flying Volga sedan squaring off against a flying Mercedes in Moscow. If not the greatest, it's at least the most Jalopnik car movie ever. -
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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.
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Mercedes Benz Continues Gaudy Russian Customization Trend
The Mercedes Benz E-Class W124 is the placeholder in our minds eye for what Mercedes Benz's should be. Boxy, classy, high-quality, and above all, restrained. This customized Russian W124 is anything but. More » -
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Lada Oka Transformed Into Mini Monster
The standard Lada Oka is your typical eastern European econobox; humble transportation that makes a Tata Nano feel macho. But apparently there are some Russians who look at the poor little thing and see the perfect starting point for an all-terrain monster. We have no idea what the thought process was that led up to the creation of such an awesome machine. Given the choice between this and a Jeep or a Hummer, we'd take this every time. Check out the gallery below and see what it originally looked like here. [English Russia] More » -
