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more about #russia more comments → that ain't the way to have fun, son: I was laughing just like the cameraman while watching this. The guy hanging off will make me randomly laugh for the next several hours. /working unt... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Good to see that Kosmonaut training is still ongoing. Yuri Gagarin would doubtlessly be proud. more » Alfisted: Not to worry, the adults are trained EMTs, russian to the scene of an accident. more » High Speed Indeed: Nice to see that Russia has hicks too. more » VeeArrrSix: What's Russian for Child Protective Services? more » Scandinavian Flick: Ooh, a new recipe for White Russian. more » Ash78, cube farmer: We had "The Right Stuff." They had this. You see how it all panned out. Now they're selling merry-go-round rides to millionaire westerners. more » Mobius: Do none of you know? That is Moscow Hilton, a famous Russian socialite and allegedly involved with several oligarchs, seen with her new pet dragon. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: 6.0% ABV is pretty damn low for a cocktail... Hell, by my standards, that's low for a beer, but then I'm sort of spoiled when it comes to over-21 bev... more » IN THE FACE!: In Russia low-alcohol drunk you! *falls over backwards in chair* MWAHahahahaHA! *vomits* WHERE ARE MY KEYS? more » badhatharry: What's the point of a low-alcohol cocktail? I don't drink because I want to stay sober. I drink because I'm starting to remember what grampa did to ... more » Turboner: Russia is the antiUtah. more » mr_dude: Time to send Comrade Wertovsky to Russia with steamy dragon love. more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I knew this Russian once, dude was so Russian he lived in Russia. Anyhow he had a sister and his father's way of judging whether or not a man was man... more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Uh, based on that picture I'd say they nailed it. more » -
#hoonoftheday
Russian Merry-Go-Round's Are Much More Intense
The best playground installation is the Merry-Go-Round, especially if you're able to get other riders to beg for mercy. After these Russians wind the thing up with a car, we're betting both riders were begging for mercy. (H/T to LaLe) -
#adwatch
Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
In Russia, a drink with 6.0% alcohol-by-volume is considered a low-alcohol beverage. Also, women drive around with their eyes closed drinking something called "China Town" with dragons on their laps. Silly Russians, the dragon goes outside the car. [Copyranter] -
#planelopnik
Russian K7 Flying Fortress: If World War II Had Never Ended
The Russians love things big. They also don't let silly things like gravity and drag get in the way, dammit. We've only limited data on the K7 Flying Fortress, but this hasn't stopped Russian enthusiasts from rendering personal Nazi-UFO-killing versions. More » -
#carcrime
Hot New Bulgarian Pastime: Betting On Stoplight Russian Roulette
Those degenerates the Bulgarians have gone looney and invented an inevitably deadly game called "Russian Road Roulette." The idea is to intentionally drive through red lights and bet up to $7,400 on the outcome. Bad Bulgarians, BAD! [YahooNews] More » -
#militaryvehicles
ZIL–131: When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going
It has neither corkscrews for wheels nor chubby wings to fly it above the Caspian. Still, the ZIL–131 is one badass Russian military truck. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Capitalism Takes On Communism In Ohio: 1961 Cadillac Versus Lada Signet!
The Lamest Day takes place at Nelson Ledges next weekend, and it will feature the best all-time Index Of Effluency matchup in 24 Hours Of LeMons history: a Soviet car taking on a finned Caddy! More » -
#lolcars
Russian Driver Thinks He's Tony Hawk, Impales Land Rover On Pole
Doing a rail slide on a skateboard is a pretty cool trick if you can pull it off. Trying it with a Land Rover, breaking the rail and impaling the big SUV all the way through? Less so. More » -
#carcrash
Bugatti EB110 Crashed In Moscow
Let's be honest. We don't really care when a Lamborghini Gallardo or Ferrari 612 catches on fire, but this? This is different. Destroying a Bugatti EB110 should be punishable by death. Unfortunately, it's pretty safe. More » -
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#lolcars
In Soviet Russia, Brad Pitt Pulls Over You!
Hollywood's favorite mustachioed heart throb is no stranger to attention, which is why Russian authorities are banking on cardboard cut-outs of Brad Pitt in police gear to slow motorists in Moscow. More » -
#novelties
Car-Powered Russian Construction Elevator
You think asking your super to get the freight elevator going for an apartment move is tough? Try building your own lift with a car and some rope. These Russians did just that. More » -
#carcrash
In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
This Ferrari 612 Scaglietti was only 30 minutes old when its new Russian owner noticed things were getting a little hot around the collar, resulting in her watching this brand-spanking-new Italian stallion burn to the ground.
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#militaryvehicles
The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
When the Italians name something after a bee, it's a cute little trucklet. But when the Russians do the same, it's the building block of the scariest rocket launcher in Eurasia. More » -
#celebritycars
Vladimir Putin's Lada Niva Is Totally Bad-Ass
The Lada Niva is the coolest Soviet-era vehicle still in production. Given that, it makes sense Russia's alpha-male "not-president" Vladimir Putin has purchased a totally awesome camouflaged and off-road-ready version. More » -
#engineoftheday
Engine Of The Day: MEMZ-968
All these Engine Of The Day honors, and no Russian iron? And yesterday was May Day, comrades? We're going to remedy that oversight right now!
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#carcrash
Dodge Viper Burned At The Stake... Again?
Remember the Dodge Viper with "666" license plates which burned to a crisp? The UK's Daily Mail just caught the story... two years after we ran it. But, hey, the pictures are pretty epic. More » -
#lolcars
Russian Focus Owners Launch Biggest Ever Single-Model Procession
Russian Ford Focus enthusiasts decided to honor a member's nuptials by creating the largest single-model wedding procession ever. They even had a Focus police escort. Gallery of the 200 Russian Foci on parade below.
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#carcrime
Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
Ready to ambush escaping bank robbers said to be driving a black Porsche Cayenne, a Moscow SWAT team initially targets the wrong car with extreme prejudice. Can't we all just get along? More » -
#update
The Lamborghini crash from earlier? Nobody died. Bonus? The homoerotic acts causing the crash! [Jalopnik]
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#downonthejunkyard
In Soviet Russia, Junkyard Gets Down On YOU!
57Sweptside loves junkyards, and not just the ones in his native Southwest. He's found for us this collection of photos shot in a Russian yard packed full of Volgas, Moskviches, and even Tchaikas. More » -
#extremetothemax
Extreme Wardriving Arrives From Russia, With Love
An unnamed Russian wardriving girl makes a go at getting this extreme activity accepted as a new event in the Summer X Games. Someone get her a Mountain Dew, stat. [English Russia via CrunchGear] [Gizmodo]
