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more about #robots more comments → Comrade Teargaskov: That's it. I'm applying for a job there. more » skierpage: Leg placement FTW. While Asimo and other robots try to program a walk cycle that can handle uneven terrain and stairs (and immediatly falls over on a... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Someone told them not to reinvent the wheel. So they didn't #apocalypse more » Jack_Burton: What good is a mechanical bull that doesn't get drunk co-eds to scream "WOOOOOOOOO!"? #apocalypse more » Skunky: It's the wrong trousers, Grommet, and they've gone wrong! #apocalypse more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: The Big Dog just unnerves me. The part where the dude kicks it made me want to call the SPCA, but then I realized it wasn't actually an animal. ... more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: It looks like a cracked out Texan hooker bent over and on all fours. My kind of rodeo. #apocalypse more » P161911 probably shoudn't have: I'm waiting for the version that gives you a roundhouse kick you when you try to shove it around. more » Alfisted: Cool, I'd like to see this kick some Asimo. #apocalypse more » Miscellanea: Ya, vee are nihilists. Asimo doesn't care about anything. #asimo more » Tanshanomi: Yea, the meme has already run its course, but this was the first thing I thought when I saw that picture, and I think this is the best way to express ... more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: weak. lame. #asimo more » KW802: So Gamarjobat is the Japanese version of Sprockets? #asimo more » Alfisted: Is the dude on the left hoding up all 7 fingers of his other hand? #asimo more » OldeEnglishD: So Asimo is gay...........?Not that there's anything wrong with that #asimo more » -
#robots
Evil Boston Dynamics Reveals Terminator-Like Walker, Puts Horns On BigDog
Boston Dynamics, the guys making the rise of Skynet inevitable, are showing off their ominously-named PETMAN prototype, a shoe-wearing, two-legged version of their now-legendary BigDog. It looks like the harbinger of mechanized death. Oh, they've also put horns on BigDog. More » -
#lolcars
Honda Asimo Turns Nine, Parties Like A Robot
This is one case where we can't improve on the caption: "Ketch and Hiro-pon, members of the Japanese pantomime group Gamarjobat, take part in a promotional ninth birthday party for Japanese auto giant Honda Motor's humanoid robot Asimo." More » -
#cargadgets
Scary Toyota Robot Is Still Scary... Especially When It's Running
Do we need any further proof other than this video of Toyota's "partner robot" running at 7 km/h that the super-number-one-best-automaker-from-the-land-of-the-rising-sun has anything but world domination in mind? Excuse us while we page John Connor. More » -
#transformers
VW Passat-a-Bot Transformer Attacks Beijing Mall
The lack of Volkswagen robot action in Transformers 2 didn't stop a Beijing mall from trying to latch on to the Transformer fever sweeping China, building a home-made VW Passat-a-bot to publicize their recently-opened movie theater. Gallery below. More » -
#cargadgets
Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
Lance Armstrong and Nike's Livestrong partnered with DeepLocal and StandardRobot to develop this Chalkbot, designed to spray 100,000 messages of courage, hope and action along the 2009 Tour de France for people that've been affected by cancer. More » -
#terminator4
Terminator Motorcycles: First Up-Close Look
The tech-loving guys at Wired have a whole slew of spoiler-filled images from the new Terminator 4 movie, Terminator: Salvation. Most interesting to us was the first up-close look at the "Terminator motorcycle" below. More » -
