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more about #richardhammond more comments β Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: I would think there would be better ways to "cast" the studio audience to make it camera-friendly and attractive. What's next: "tickets will only be m... more » AustinMiniMan: "The show itself is full of stereotyping of both men and women." Wow... treating everyone equally. How discriminatory! more » logruszed: I wonder if it's coincidence that the the majority of grammar and spelling problems on this page originate from the fingertips of those defending this... more » logruszed: "Viewers don't want to just look at a load of ugly men" So they won't be filming Jeremy or James anymore? more » A strolling player: So have the gay couples find lesbian couples and book the tickets together. I'm pretty sure it's a BBC rule and not a Top Gear rule to have that 50/5... more » GreenN_Gold: Wanted: SWM seeking F to attend TV show. Must tolerate cars. more » tonyola: Does this mean that Ford Probes aren't allowed in the parking lot? more » fuchikoma: Here's a radical idea... how about an audience made up of enthusiastic fans who want to be there? I mean... WTH - affirmitive action on audience allo... more » VeeArrrSix: Funny how calling Jezza a pig isn't an issue. It's called comedy people! Anyone ever seen Jonathan Ross's showon the BBC? The house band is called "Fo... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: The key is, one must be intelligent enough to accept stereotypes for what they are, and laugh. There's not much of this available on the rock we call... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: GasGas up the AssAss. more » DoctorNine: You know, watching many motorcycling events over the years, I've seen GasGas bikes doing trials, hopping boulders and bouncing carefully over tree tru... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Why not invite both the sides? Problem solved. more » comedian: Are you guys using the archives to phone it in today? This "news" is over a year old. [www.digitalspy.co.uk] more » bzr: That's hardly banning gays, is it? They'd just have to find a few more girls to join them. Hardly a slap in the face of Stonewall. more » -
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Top Gear "Bans" Gay Couples From Studio Audience
Top Gear is allegedly banning same sex couples from its studio audience, dictating that all ticket bookings must have a 50/50 male to female split. The move has outraged fans of Richard Hammond's wardrobe.
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Does UK Comedian Wish Top Gearβs Richard Hammond Had Died In Jet Car Crash?
Daily Mail readers apparently hate Stewart Lee's bit about Richard Hammond's famous jet car crash, in which Lee says he wishes the Hamster had been "decapitated." We're guessing Lee was joking, you prats. [Daily Mail] -
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Richard Hammond Crashes $183,000 Morgan Aeromax!
Top Gear star Richard Hammond's reportedly been involved in a road crash while driving his Β£110,000 Morgan Aeromax. The star, who escaped death after a 288 MPH jet car crash, was apparently involved in a four-car incident near Gloucester. More » -
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Top Gear To Recreate Italian Job, Drive Minis Through Belfast Sewers
Top Gear is planning to recreate the most famous scene from The Italian Job, racing Minis through Belfast's Sewers. Belfast? Well, James May doesn't like Italy.
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Top Gear Abuses Lamborghini LP670-4 SV In Abu Dhabi Desert
During Sunday's episode of Top Gear, Richard Hammond let loose for a spirited drive through the Abu Dhabi desert, drag racing a Mercedes-McLaren SLR 722 in Sant'Agata's newest "snot-nosed kid," the raucous Lamborghini LP670-4 SV. More » -
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Top Gear Season 13 Trailer: Little People!
BBC's put together an adorable mini-trailer for Top Gear's upcoming season 13 (coming June 21st!) featuring everyone's favorite four-some as young rapscallions (our favorite's mini-Stig!). But as you can see, they're not the only little people in the trailer. More » -
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Ferrari To Top Gear: Stop Using Fake Ferraris
Last month, Top Gear was busted for using MR2-based fake Ferraris in their live show. Now the Italian stallions at Ferrari are demanding Top Gear only hoon authentic Ferraris in the future.
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Jeremy Clarkson: US Viewers Donβt Get Top Gear
"That's been canned," said Jeremy Clarkson speaking of Top Gear USA in this video. "[Americans] just don't understand a single word we're on about." More » -
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Top Gear Russia Officially Confirmed!
Apparently Top Gear's aggressive television expansion is now no longer limited to people who speak some form of English. The world's greatest, and now most franchised, automotive TV show in the world has just confirmed they'll be expanding to Russia. Yes, folks, that's right, a Top Gear made for Russians, by Russians will air 15 episodes starting around the end of this year. Sorry, but we're so excited we're even too stunned to make a "In Soviet Russia, something-something-something you!" joke. So take your bearskin caps and the rest of the report after the jump, you Capitalist pigs! More » -
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UK Top Gear Comes Back To America, Tests Corvette ZR1, Challenger SRT8, CTS-V
The crew from Top Gear UK, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May, are out in Nevada with no less than a Dodge Challenger SRT8, a 2009 Cadillac CTS-V and a 2009 Corvette ZR1, according to the forum fanboys over at FinalGear. The boys arrived in San Francisco on Wednesday and apparently proceeded to Reno where they were snapped hopping into their respective rides for what we can only assume will be an "America, Fuck Yeah" edition of Top Gear. More »
