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more about #revengeofthefallen more comments → IamZardoz: Im waiting for the Mattel Thingmaker movie. more » jpech: I just completely fail to see how any of these reasons that the movie sucks are relevant, or remotely applicable. An unrealistic Princeton? really? ho... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: See, this is why I only watch pornography. more » theeastbaykid: "an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness." You mean it's the post-Murilee Jalopnik of movies? Sorry, couldn't r... more » Triborough: Why is the movie so bad? 1. Bad actors, including one female star with obvious aftermarket addons. 2. It is the sequel to a bad movie that was a GM ad... more » Mad_Science: Whatever, I was more excited about GI Joe anyway. The Baroness > Ms. Fox. more » BLS: Does Bumble Bees still not have calipers? more » Al Navarro: No offense to FSU alum, but the next time you're in the NJ area Matt I'll take you on a tour of Princeton (not my alma mater, btw). When classes are ... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): People are actually seeing this WITHOUT having seen "Up" and "Drag me to Hell" first? (both of which are among my favorite films of the last decade, e... more » clinto: Sadly, 99.6% of movies today are an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers. I saw an interview with Polanski once and he (basically) said the viewin... more » lilwillie: I've been seeing all the "critics" slam this movie so I know it will be good. My expectations for movie going are as follows. 1. Shit blowing up 2. Ho... more » something_unique_and_descriptive: But tell us how you really feel about it... more » drewdrawshashtags: The words "Michael Bay" and "sequel" have never ended with anything good Matt. more » beercheck: I proudly direct each and every one of you to the best movie review blog post in the history of history: [io9.com] more » Mad_Science: Do they drive from the Hoover Dam to LA in 15 minutes in this one? more » -
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Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
Unlike the first movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen isn't a cargasm, nor has it necessarily become what we were told to expect — a robogasm. Instead, it's an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness. More » -
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Robogasm 2 Begins In 24 Hours...
In honor of the Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen robogasm, we'll have special coverage starting midnight-plus-one tomorrow night at the Transformers 2 tag. You won't want to miss it. Unless of course you hate giant freakin' robots. And America. -
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Transformers 2: When Gremlins Attack?
Want to know what it's like to see a Camaro destroy a bunch of household appliances that've turned into little assassin-bots? Yeah, us neither — but this newly-released clip from Transformers 2 will help sate that never-known desire anyway. [Gizmodo] -
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Transformers 2: Megan Fox Makes Wheelie Her Little Bitch
After watching this minute-and-a-half clip from Transformers 2 of Megan Fox being her bad-ass self taking on a little scrap metal droid named "Wheelie," we're beginning to believe "Wheelie" is another name for "Jar-Jar." [via cinematoday] -
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Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
Michael Bay's website just dropped three new TV commercials for next month's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. What do they show? How about the Chevy Beat talking! And he sounds like a hick! A Chevy that's also a hick? Who woulda thunk it? More » -
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Transformers 2 Trailer: Screen Shot Mega-Gallery
Last night we brought you the third Transformers 2 trailer in high-resolution awesomeness. Today, thanks to friends at TFW2005, we have this 58-shot mega-gallery of 1080P robogasmic, Megan Fox-y, Autobot-on-Decepticon screen shot action. Bring it! More » -
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: Now In High-Res!
Here's the new trailer for Transformers 2 we showed you yesterday, except now it's in high-resolution, upping the general ass-kickery. Check out the robogasmic goodness below. UPDATE: Now with 58-shot 1080P screen-cap gallery! More » -
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: More Robogasm, More Awesome!
The new trailer for Transformers 2 has leaked out and rather than you having to mess around trying to hop and skip after it, we've got it below. Plus, the high-res version's coming shortly. Enjoy! More » -
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Wheelie say find friends today... as an adorable little Big Wheels™ truck! [EBay]
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New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
For ShoWest, Michael Bay's dropped a healthy two-and-a-half minute load of footage from summer's upcoming smash-hit, Transformers 2. It features Megan Fox stripping, Bumblebee crying and Optimus Prime getting a kick-to-the-face by Devastator. Robogasm? Yes. -
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Transformers 2: Bumblebee II Camaro Gets A Close-Up
Cleaning out our memory cards this morning, we realized we hadn't run anything on the rest of the Chevy Autobots unveiled in Chicago. Hooray for me, right? Without further ado, here's the Bumblebee "II" Camaro. More » -
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2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
A new Activision website for the Transformers movie sequel video game features shots of robot modes for the Chevy Spark (Beat) and Trax. Frankly, they both look like hicks. A larger, higher-quality shot below. More » -
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GM Requested Paramount Include Chevy Volt In Transformers Sequel "At Last Minute"
Roberto Orci, head writer of Transformers 2 claimed in a web chat on fan-site TFW2005 that the Chevy Volt was not in the original script, but rather was foisted upon them at the last minute. More » -
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Transformers 2 Corvette Centennial Concept Transformed
Michael Bay's upcoming explosive robo-masturbation fest, Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen, will see the debut of the Corvette Centennial Concept (code-name: Sideswipe). A first look at the transformed Sideswipe after the jump. More » -
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Constructicon Vehicle Modes From New Transformers Movie Possibly Revealed
There was a report not too long ago about the possibility of Devastator showing up in the new movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Now it seems an Insider over at TFW200 claims they've got the laundry list of construction vehicles that'll make up the Constructicons, who together will form the mega-bot. If the list is accurate, and the insider hasn't yet been wrong, let it not be said that director Michael Bay thinks small, as the combined weight of these behemoths of industry tip the scales at well over 2.5 million pounds. That's a whole lot of pissed off robot. The entire list — there's apparently seven of them — along with images of the monster vehicular modes, below the jump. More »
