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more about #raywert more comments → tempesjo: I'm not sure how funny FakeRayWert is, but if he or she can keep up the frequent fervent postings for at least a year, FakeRay will be 100% awesome to... more » boostedvan000: Nitro yellow green on the 1995 Neon's was a really cool colour at the time! more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Congrats on the NYT byline, Ray. The copy on the NYT site omitted the long O designation in Krom leading me to wonder whether Conan had started desig... more » monsterajr: fiat came out with some rather ugly hues back in the malaise era, but this one is especially unendearing. #raywert more » Alfisted: Audi should jump on this porn name thing too. I'm pretty sure that Long Dong Silver would sell well in their core segments. #raywert more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I see some burnt oranges which are OEM here in Texas which make my eyes hurt. No pics, though. Ray, you are The Man for using a law case to easily ... more » Novaload: Yeah, Ray, but you forgot to mention the wild MoPar paint cost about $15 extra as an option. People could understand extra for midnight blue with flec... more » brandegee: Classic colors? Panther Pink. Modern colors? Aside from TVR's winning chameleon colors, especially purple-green, I think the Elise yellow-green is pa... more » GeeHalen: Well, I can't think about anything else than the VW Polo Harelquin. #raywert more » Jim-Bob: How about the 1969 and 1970 AMC's with the "Big Bad Mod" colors? They were: Big Bad Green, Big Bad Blue and Big Bad Orange. #raywert more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Plum Crazy is fine for Mopars but Statutory Grape on a windowless Econoline is more fitting. #raywert more » xenti: I am Curious (Yellow) is porn now? It's a Criterion DVD. #raywert more » Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: My parents had a neighbor with a '69 Roadrunner convertible. It was black on Sub Lime Green. What a fabulous car that was -- approximately the same si... more » pj134: Great, but can you get GM to make the Camaro in Hugger Orange instead of that god awful terracotta they're using right now? You know... Hugger...... more » Matt Hardigree: Constantly loses things, causing him not to sleep. #raywert more » -
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Correct, nothing boosts our ego more than playing into our games. Thanks for playing! [FakeRayWert]
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#carcolors
What Car Color's The Craziest?
To complete today's bout of self-referrentialism, the New York Times ran my article on "crazy car colors" — check out the great slide-show and see how I got the name of a porno into a NYT article. [NYT] -
#chosencars
Ray Wert: Big, Saucy, Hebrew Minx
Our very own Ray Wert has been selected by Heeb Magazine as one of their "Heeb 100" — one hundred young Jewish movers and shakers. We're just happy to see him in front a car for a change. [Heeb] -
#carmovies
Seven Similarities Between HBO's Hung And Jalopnik
We're not saying HBO stole the idea for Hung, the new series about down-on-his-luck Metro Detroit school teacher-cum-male-hooker Ray Drecker from Jalopnik and Detroit-born editor-in-chief Ray Wert's real-life experiences, but there's an awful lot of similarities. More » -
#officialcarpunditdrinkinggame
How Many Drinks Was That? Summer Sales Edition
Ray Wert, our intrepid half-in-the-bag leader hit the BBC last night to give his two cents on June auto sales. Follow along with the only official car pundit drinking game and help us answer — how many drinks was that? -
#racingnews
Fish out of water: Wert talks NASCAR, Dover International Speedway. [Dover Post]
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#mailopnik
Tales From The Jalopnik Tips Line: Segway-On-Woman Edition
Occasionally, we'll receive an e-mail into the tips line that makes us stop and think. Mailopnik lets us share some of the ones that don't, along with our response. First up: Cylon/Segway-lovers.
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#r8spotting
Ray Wert, Is That An Audi R8 In Your Pocket...
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#officialcarpunditdrinkinggame
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Good Cop, Bad Cop Edition
Our Doctor-in-his-own-mind Ray Wert will be on CNBC's "The Call" today at 11:20 AM (EST) discussing a possible GM "surgical bankruptcy" to split the company into good and bad. Now it's time for your rules. -
#officialcarpunditdrinkinggame
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Watching Wert Will Void Your Warranty
Wert will be on CNBC at 11:05 AM EST discussing the restructuring plan, Rick Wagoner, and screaming KUDLOW!!! at the top of his voice for this Monday morning Official Car Pundit Drinking Game. -
#chevycamaro
We can't take Wert anywhere, can we? [12seconds]
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#officialcarpunditdrinkinggame
How Many Drinks Was That: Roy Wert Edition
If you watch this segment closely you can see our own Ray Wert blinking out "my name is Ray, not Roy" to CNBC's Larry "KUDLOW!" Kudlow in Morse Code. More » -
#industrynews
"Please give us more money." [Marketplace]
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#carpocalypsenow
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Death Of The Auto Industry Edition
Last night Ray called us while "drinking to the end of the automotive industry" after yesterday's sad, strange and depressing news. Today he'll be on CNBC at 11:20AM EST discussing GM bankruptcy. Raise your glass. More » -
#wertiswrong
Wert Is Wrong: Honda Fit Sport Built For Technogeeks
Ray and I spent a good portion of the morning arguing over the suitability parameters of the 2009 Honda Fit Sport, culminating in him saying, “I iz the decider.” Here’s why he’s wrong. More » -
#carpocalypsenow
NYT Tips Hat To Jalopnik On "Carpocalypse," Chrysler's Woeful Product Future
In-crowd kids already knew "Carpocalypse" was the hip term for the current state of the domestic automotive industry. Now, even the NYT's using it. But they're not the only ones. Feeling self-referential? You betcha.
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#officialcarpunditdrinkinggame
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet
This edition of the Pundit Drinking Game hinges on Ray's ability to make it through the blizzard to NBC HQ in Detroit. If he makes it, go to CNBC to see Q. WERTy dish. -
#officialcarpunditdrinkinggame
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Wert Discusses Planes, Feigns And Automobiles
Our fearless leader Ray Wert will be on CNBC at 11:30 AM EST today to discuss the not-so-Big Three and their pending return trip to Washington, D.C., their plans and the various ways they plan to get there.
