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more about #racing more comments → mechimike: Brake rotors _on fire_ at 2:45. Awesome. more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: va dan glong herr, va dan glang herr! Oh, wait, I have no clue what that means. Anyways, I love DTM, and this video does make everything better. more » Turboner: Long live 5 cylinder Audis! more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Quite nice. I miss BTCC on TV. You've gotta love cars which have lights, signals, wipers, doors, etcetera, which are racing. I always enjoyed the f... more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: On the basis of this post alone, I have decided that the next time you're in SoCal, Mr. Smith, I'll be buying you a beer. more » Alfisted: No more schnitzengruber for me. 7 is my limit on schnitzengruber. more » mercury_marine: Super keen and rad. More! More! More! I recommend muting the German Touring Car vid and sync the sound to Mouse on Mars - Kanu instead. Equally Ge... more » FrankGrimes: What a cool video. I love how serious those cars look compared to the stock models. more » scroggzilla raids again: CORRECTION: Old German Touring Cars Racing On The Nurburgring Nordschleife Make Everything Better! more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: That, and they turn in that other direction, too. Oh, and better beer available at the track. more » JC Whitless: Pretty much this more » clinto: 6 minutes of pure win. more » LTDScott: Wait, that engine didn't get any penalties?! Pro-tip, all E30s had a metal intake manifold. The big plastic manifold should have been a clue that some... more » LTDScott: Good thing this is the last race of the season, because now this car is banninated for the year! more » Novaload: Hmmm. Instead of "I will not spin" it should have been, "I will not roll." more » -
#dtm
Old German Touring Cars Make Everything Better
Sixteen-valve fours, crashing, and some of the best racing ever seen. It's like NASCAR, if NASCAR were high on schnitzel and still had soul. We've watched a lot of DTM videos. This is one of the best. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Wienerschmoker E30 Gets Shiny Side Down, Brings Arse Freeze Rollover Total To Three
Tying the old LeMons record from last year's Thunderhill event, three cars flipped over at the '09 Arse Freeze-A-Palooza. In every case the driver suffered zero injuries, which should serve as a counter-argument to those whining about "overkill" rollcage specifications. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
V8olvo Gets Upside-Down, Roof Barely Dented: Volvo Bricks As Sturdy As Advertised!
After a little mishap with a TR7 on Saturday, the Scuderia Flatpack V8olvo (formerly the Black Metal V8olvo) suffered a much worse setback late in the race today, when it attempted to share space with a '67 Plymouth Fury. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
And The Other Winner Is...
Pandamonium Racing, the team that placed 78th in last year's Arse Freeze-A-Palooza, did everything right this weekend: drove clean, didn't break the car, and didn't panic even with several wild-eyed competitors going all-out to catch them. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
And The Winner Is...
Since we all care more about the Index Of Effluency than we do about the overall winner, I'm going to take advantage of my very limited internet access to share the IOE winner with you: Purple Lemon Racing's 1969 Beetle! More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Italian Cars Totally Reliable At Arse Freeze, Just About Everything Else Blows Up
Race cars built for 500 bucks and thrashed on a tough endurance course for hour after hour tend to develop a few problems. OK, they develop many problems! More » -
#24hoursoflemons
More British Leyland Carnage: Spinout-Happy TR7 T-Boned By V8olvo
The guys driving the V8-powered Volvo 244 were hoping to follow up their victory at Buttonwillow with another this weekend, but the Buick V6-powered Wedginator Triumph has made that goal much, much harder to reach. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Killer Bee MGB Wipes Out, Gets Rolled Into Ball Of British Leyland Scrap
Yes, one of our favorite Index Of Effluency contenders went into the dirt and flipped over yesterday afternoon. That's the bad news. The good news is that the driver of the Killer Bee MGB wasn't hurt. More » -
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#24hoursoflemons
Day One In The Books, Germans Dominate Top Five
Many cars have been sidelined by the usual mechanical problems, but some have just kept on going around and around and around. With the first session of racing over, we've got three Germans and two Japanese in the top five. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
One Hour To Go, Pandamonium BMW E30 Leading
You may remember Pandamonium Racing as the team that brought us the 24 Hours Of LeMons Jackass Reel last year. This is also the team that donated number 43 to the Über Birds. At the moment, Pandamonium leads the race! More » -
#holidaygiftguide
Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
Many, many readers were all in a tizzy after they saw the LeMons Team Shirt-stravaganza last weekend, because they needed to obtain a Team JDL BMW team T-shirt. Well, now you can- just in time for Hanukkah shopping! More » -
#24hoursoflemons
They're Racing!
150 cars, more or less, have hit the track at Thunderhill. The casualties started building up yesterday, with a Porsche 944 and a Neon losing their engines during practice, and we expect to see more cars a-blowin' up now. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Watch Eight Hours Of Arse Freeze-A-Palooza BS Inspection In Three Minutes!
Racing will be getting underway in a few hours, so what better way to prepare than by watching a timelapse video of all the cars that came into the LeMons Supreme Court's clutches yesterday? Here we go! More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Über Bird!
Those of you who followed the saga of Mad_Science's LeMons 6 Series know that some difficulties held them back at the Buttonwillow Histrionics over the summer. They've made a few changes since then. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
Whew! The largest number of entries we've ever had roll past the LeMons Supreme Court. The rain fell, the wind blew, and the penalty-lap hammer came down on many a racer's skull. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Inside Those Crazy Motorcycle-Engined LeMons Racers
You've seen the Angry Hamster Racing V65 Magna-powered Honda Z600 under construction, and of course you're familiar with the LeMons-winning CBR900-powered Geo Metro-Gnome… but the engineering behind these two machines pushes the LeMons Insane-O-Meter™ into the red numbers. More » -
#forumwars
Forum Wars: “Talk Smack, Then Hit the Track”
Filming of the show "The Forum Wars," presented by Royal Purple, is in the can after a full day of shooting at Irwindale Speedway. See some of the cars and forums that tried to "represent." More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindlydumpedgiven his collectiononto me. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
The Lancer Evolution Experience starts off like most driving schools: You are plopped in front of a chalkboard and lectured to. After that, you're sent out and made to get wicked sideways. And that's when you wake the hell up. More » -
#crashes
Roll Bar Stress Test: When You Really, REALLY Need To Pass That Triumph!
A Spec Racer Ford oughta be way faster than a TR6, so you should be able to zip right by on the racetrack... right? Racing tip: always check to see if another SRF is passing you before making your move! More »
