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more about #quebec more comments → bzr: Once again proving my most insane conspiracy theories: the apocalypse will directly involve Celine Dion. more » joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: This one's pretty festive; more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: Man these cars. Scare the crap out of me. Let me rephrase, their drivers scare the crap out of me. There is a surprising number of them up here in Ala... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Festiva! Too bad the powertrain took a siesta every time a hill appeared.However, you can swap a B6T into these things.... more » SeanKHotay: Hooray! It's a Festiva for the kids, Pop, & Ma! Was there a SUV? No, instead, there's just the econobox. And it has no decoration. I find chav bli... more » SeanKHotay: "...put in a steel-grate floor in the brake-test area so as to avoid tides of brake fluid ruining your inspectors' steel-toes..." ...Not sure what the... more » Novaload: The little Fiestas that preceded these were actually really great, lots of pickup, fun to drive, sporty gearbox. I occasionally see a wretched Festiv... more » MushyHeirloom: What's so festive about a Kia-built enclosed golf cart? more » Graverobber: Oh great, now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day. Fe-STEE-va! See? Thanks Murilee. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: 'Shooting one every now and then serves to encourage the others.' I think that engineer got shot down last night, and decided to take it out on the PM... more » .357: This is a pretty good commercial, even though the only word I understood was "Festiva!" The sad part is that I'm Canadian. more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Why Dodge Colt "200"? What does that mean? Wheelbase in centimetres? more » brandegee: Wasn't there a similar commercial in which Willard Scott destroyed Wisconsin in an Eagle Summit? Sorry, '91 was blur. more » General_Zad's_Chicken: And now we know how to save Chrysler again. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: My heart will go on. My transmission on the other hand.... more » -
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Insufficiently Festive Festiva Doomed To Crusher By Québécois Quality-Control Team
When you're inspecting cars fresh off the line, what do you look for? Well, if you're working at the Van Nuys plant building third-gen Camaros… well, no need to go there, eh? More »
